"This cat's natural habitat is the concrete jungle paradise of Marion. It preys on unaware cans of Four Loko."
Getting the teammates of the person you are impersonating to follow you on Twitter is the internet version of that high school kid who tricked a school into letting him speak to the kids. While I think it is a stupid thing to do, if you are going to do it, at least be good at it, right?
I believe the direct interpretation is, "I should have stayed for my senior year."
Russell has two options, in my opinion. One, he can just play on, get better as a player, win some games, and five years from now no one will remember this whole ordeal. Or, he can stew in the negativity, let it get the best of him, and never reach his crazy high potential. It would be a shame if the latter happened
Or maybe both?
I would say that I would troll them, but from the Bama fans I have seen, there are PLENTY of trolls on that site already.
AJ Harris dunking is like the northern lights, while it doesn't surprise me, it is still a pretty cool thing to see whenever it happens.
I can think of no more an appropriate punishment for this man than having 1,000 kids screamingly reminding him of this day for the rest of the year.
Man, this one is a tough one to read.
Dis gonna be bad. Real bad.
Emphasis on "special".
"You mad 'Baugh'?"
I am scared that he was hired before an AD is hired. AD's like to have "their" guys. He better win, because he won't get the benefit of the doubt that is generated from being hired by a guy that is actually your boss.
Or maybe he is trying to say that they, a football team, should go to their opponents' homes and bust down their doors and sleep in Michigan's housing.
They'll bounce back just fine. They lost to a heck of a team.
So... 700 people?
If it came down to war, I would rather have a Lawyer, an Architect, and whatever Barney is than a failing actor, a dino expert, and a guy named Chandler.
I'll wait for Tim May's confirmation.
We do not know he was walking to class... he was probably going to Chipotle.
So, they are dong the same thing that OSU did with Jamel Dean?
And he is the holder of the knowledge needed to be awarded all of the treasure in Scotland. So the real question is, why are you all here?