Just be aware that if you order from that Alie Express or whatever, there's a non-zero chance your jersey gets intercepted and confiscated by Customs.
Just tell her you're going to a friends house to watch, then go to the stadium instead.
I'd prefer to get at least what I paid for them.
Sure. I'd prefer to get rid of them both at once, mainly because every second they linger makes me more and more miserable about the fact that I'm not going to this game. But if you want just one, let me know.
In a related story, I'm taking the wife to her 1st game in Columbus this weekend. Had a warmup in Baltimore last weekend against Navy, but nothing like game day in Columbus. That being said, I have 2 single tickets (1 in A deck, 1 in B) that I'd love to exchange for two tickets in A or B deck together. I'll even throw in the single ticket I have for UM (section 10B) to make it worthwhile. Any takers?