If you can catch a replay of the "filmroom" version that aired on the ESPN/SEC network, it is a glorious chronicle of smugness to begrudging praise to pissing and moaning via in-game analysis.
Are the people you are singling out all straw men? Or is it just an omni-straw man premise for your rant?
I would gladly follow you, the cats, and the cargovan like the band of runners in Forrest Gump. Anyone?
If there's any way you could get us all a free lunch too, that'd be super!
The same "source" also implied that the ballots were underinflated.
Coach Coombs > thermodynamics.
My best guess is some sort of Voltron scenario where the entire depth chart combines to form an unfathomably large version of Cardale. The only details to be worked out are who gets to be which colored lion.
If so, I cannot think of a more appropriate emissary for the NFL.
Love the way he's crushing the Tweetgate inquiries, not that anyone will ever let it go or take him at his word. Just an outstanding story of taking responsibility for his own actions and future.
Number 12 in your program, number 1 in your heart. Legendary status: Unlocked.
Lost my original Dry Goods "Because I couldn't go for three" shirt in stolen luggage on travel. If that could make a comeback, that would be splendid.
For new ideas:
- Gameday poster images for major victories (UM, Sugar Bowl, NCG, etc.)
- Happy Jamarco (maybe a sketch/caricature)
- Anything that incorporates the Ohio border, flag, seal, etc. (Urban goes to great lengths to pay homage to the entire state)
Awesome thread, by the way.
"I'm so glad I left college before I had to," said no one ever. EVER!
Please let there be an Ohio State hat and an "NFL" hat on the table...
The possibilities for Cardale tall tales are limitless... Watch out, Chuck Norris!
UM Coaches Meeting, agenda item 1:
This is quality food for thought.
It may also be in order to start the Faux Pelini equivalent for Clay Travis. Stay tuned...
It was my best attempt at dipshit font.
I think Alabama would beat Ohio State if they played after each rebroadcast. ~ Clay Travis
Wait - isn't it co-COY with Art Briles?
The hard count on 4th down was a glorious middle finger.
Badass. Bad. Ass.
That cover just gained 10 more yards.