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OSU '14
5 years in TBDBITL
4 years reading 11W


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Hugging my dad when Vince Young found the end zone on 4th and 5.

    Beating Iowa to go to the Rose Bowl my rookie year.

    Attending the 2015 Sugar Bowl
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Major Applewhite/Mike Doss
  • NFL TEAM: Dallas Cowboys
  • NBA TEAM: San Antonio Spurs
  • SOCCER TEAM: Newcastle

Recent Activity

Comment 28 Feb 2015

From my vantage point, the garden gnome is nearly buried by the empty natties everywhere

Comment 28 Feb 2015

How is saying he'll be holding a clipboard and that his stats are nothing not talking shit? At least wait until he has one diploma before we start rushing to judge his character.

Comment 28 Feb 2015

While the circumstances will surely differ, a large portion of Americans will face some sort of mental health issue in their lives.

Keep fighting the good fight! I'm right there with you.

Comment 28 Feb 2015
I don't care about correctly predicting the path a high school kid is going to take, i care about not talking shit about a kid.
Comment 26 Feb 2015

Comment 26 Feb 2015

At 2005 Spring Training my 90s self was pumped to meet my longtime favorite, Chipper Jones. He signed a ton and was nice to everyone but then my dad asked how the quail hunting was at his Texas ranch. Chipper looked up and his eyes got all big and he just said, "awesome." 

Evan Turner waved me over to his car and asked for the parking rules for the lot by Marketplace that's now a dorm. 

My mother and her business are involved with the Starkey Hearing Foundation and she's had meet-n-greets with a ton of A-listers but the BEST by far is a series of 5-6 photos of her with Gary Busey. He's stoned to shit and you see him go from whispering into her ear that she's hot to kissing her on the cheek.

Comment 26 Feb 2015

Memorial Day 2010 was when Terrelle Pryor and I became best friends. I was delayed at CMH for 3 hours and TP was waiting around for another flight. I had seen him before on campus and heard stories of how he (and basically every athlete) acted at parties. I approached him and we chatted for a little while. I asked if he was flying home to Jeannette for the weekend and he said he was spending the weekend in LA at a QB camp. Then he asked me about where I was flying, about my family, about TBDBITL, etc. I was really surprised at how down to earth he was and he graciously signed my marching band "grays" t-shirt. I also remember seeing his sleeve, specifically a red block O, and thinking, damn those are some sweet tats.

Fast forward one week where I'm telling everyone about how I'm now best friends with TP. I'm at Cazuela's with my mother and my roommate, two of my biggest skeptics. TP and a guy who looks like Lil Jon walk in, acting like they own the place- the Terrelle we all expect. 

"Hey, Terrelle! How was that camp with Steve Clarkson?" I asked. He mumbled some uninterested response and then looked up at me and paused.

"Oh, yeah haha that's right. That's funny cause I saw you." 

Me and TP are best friends.

Comment 25 Feb 2015

I know, that's the part that I'm back and forth over. I'd probably be less openly forgiving on the internet/social media if it turns out to be something old, just because abuse and violence are hot topics right now. 

Comment 25 Feb 2015

Yup and a google search informs us that it was the Dolphins who asked.

Comment 25 Feb 2015

I like the DeSean Jackson parallel. As a Cowboys fan I hate the feeling that all of the goodwill I have for Dez might be lost. It's been cool seeing him mature and become a better teammate over the past 3 years. You can't help but feel for a guy who, before going to college, had lived with a different family nearly every other year! Imagine your mother being 14 years your senior and a crack dealer! Heartbreaking.

Ultimately, a person must pay the price for what they've done. If the video exists, I think the guy who sat on it for several years waiting for a payday is just as shitty as Dez might turn out to be.

Comment 25 Feb 2015

Can you blame TCU fans for that though? What about our celebrations during 2012? And saying if we hadn't gone to the Gator Bowl we'd have whacked Notre Dame like Bama?

Every 3 or 4 years a really, really good team gets left out and their fans say the same thing. It's not delusion, it's just being a fan. Let fans talk trash and hypotheticals. I'd rather whip Baylor because of Art Briles' public whining.