I've always thought these were hokey. If I have to pick one? "Beat Michigan"
Urban LIAR clearly isn't getting a tat because he knows the NCAA will catch his CHEATIN' ASS sometime soon and the 2014 title will be UNDISPUTEDLY vacated.
-MGo, Black Shoes, SEC Country, et al.
Clemson gets us in 2013 when we have no defense. They get us in 2016 when we have no offense. Now they get us in 2017 when we don't have a coach or even a full roster.
+1 for the strange brew reference
I like this look at other teams! Keep it up!
DQ'd: Sousaphones (don't you assholes get enough attention); Mellophones (GTFO)
Nope nope nope:
Verdict: Flugelhorns. God's horns.
*ding ding ding*
Cheap Seats was the shit
5. Consecutive times Ohio State has beaten Michigan in football.
In 2009, after Michigan had just lost to the Bucks for the sixth consecutive time, their fans flipped off TBDBITL's buses as we left Ann Arbor. We responded by holding up five fingers on one hand and one on the other. Here's to this year's band members getting to give the ol' six finger salute as they return to Columbus!
Now, why on Earth would he not want to come here??