ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
Nice list but
FUCK THE RED PINE!
It should be at the bottom of the list.
I'm in MN now and Treegasm '13 is almost complete. No tree species 'gasms like the Red Pine. For weeks everything has been covered in yellow pollen. It penetrates (yeah, that's the term) even the slightest crack to infiltrate every surface in every building, vehicle, and boat for miles. The cottonwood fluffs are nothing compared to the red pine's thick yellow silt.
If its obnoxious ejaculate is not reason enough to remove the Red Pine from any Top Ten list:
-Maine had the Paul Bunyan legend first.
-Bob Ross never painted a Red Pine.
-Red Pines are lousy climbing trees.