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Fatpants 12th Warrior


Member since 25 June 2014 | Blog

Just a fat guy killing time at work. THE Ohio State University, Class of 98.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Always beating michigan

Recent Activity

Comment 14 hours ago

numbers and facts are made up to suit whatever end I'm trying to achieve

2+2 is 3 if the IRS is asking. It's 5 if the bank is asking. It's 6 if a potential buyer is asking. It's 1.5 if an aggrieved partner is asking. It's .3 (or less) if a soon-to-be ex wife is asking. 

In short, 2+2 ends up being whatever my client is paying me to make it.  

Comment 20 hours ago

I am his cousin. The downvote was because he missed my birthday last month. I'm 39 now. 

Comment 26 Feb 2017

Everything is good as long as nobody is getting injured and nothing is getting broken. 

Comment 26 Feb 2017

My three and a half year old thinks I'm the greatest because I don't make him wear pants or eat at the table when mom isn't home. 

Comment 25 Feb 2017

One time when I was home on break my mom found me one morning passed out on a pile of laundry in the basement laundry room in nothing but my tighty whities. There was a toilet and I'd go down there to barf to avoid waking the whole house up. She was so proud. 

Comment 25 Feb 2017

The deal was that he can't speak of it after tonight!

Comment 25 Feb 2017

Oh you must've been radioactive. It's a wonder all the other kids didn't scream "DOODIE" and run off the field. 

Comment 25 Feb 2017

Tell your dad he needs to take you to either Montana or Wyoming for a few days of guided fishing for a high school graduation present. Remind him how much you're saving him by getting the scholarship.