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Just a fat guy killing time at work. THE Ohio State University, Class of 98.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Cie Grant in Ken Dorsey's face for the win
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Marcus Hall, for the obvious
  • NFL TEAM: Meh
  • NHL TEAM: Whuh?
  • NBA TEAM: Blah
  • MLB TEAM: Boring
  • SOCCER TEAM: Hockey on grass. Meh.

Recent Activity

Comment 22 Aug 2014

They need to go back to starting petitions to get paterno's wins restored and stop being so delusional.

Comment 22 Aug 2014

Thanks. It was great. All the practice fields were on the same side of the school so I'm sure the soccer team heard it at times. He made a big show of it too, with dramatic pauses and pointing at the soccer team while yelling.

Great guy and great motivator.

Comment 22 Aug 2014

Bruce Wolfe's eight year-old son was involved in an "aggressive block" on Craig Krenzel's son that left lil' Krenzel without his helmet.

Wolfe alleges that Krenzel, an assistant coach on his son's team, ran over to to separate the two boys.

 So your kid lays a hit that would probably get him ejected from a college game, then proceeds to fight with somebody not wearing a helmet and your panties are in a wad because somebody broke it up.

This boy has two mommies.

Comment 22 Aug 2014

Yeah, my o-line coach in high school carried an arrow (he also taught gym) and would crack you across the back of the legs if he thought your ass was too high while in your stance. He also pushed, smacked and yelled. I was personally called: dumbf$ck, lazy a$$, fat f&ck (I think force of habit, I wasn't really fat in hs), among other creative monikers. His other favorite thing was to tell guys to put a skirt on and go practice with the soccer team.

Man up kids.

Comment 21 Aug 2014

Yes. Urban complained that there may have been some feelings of entitlement last season. I can't imagine what better motivation than this to kick ass. You have a team full of grinders that are being written off because one got hurt.

And besides, Braxton will have a better team around in him in 2015.

Comment 20 Aug 2014

He looks like he's had his hands on something............

Comment 19 Aug 2014

I had the same thought. In 2015 the o-line will have had a season to mature, the young defense will be growing up, and the young skill players will be another year along. 

This really could have played out worse. 

Comment 19 Aug 2014

2011 shouldn't be too far in the rear-view mirror to give us some perspective here. We're talking about one (albeit valuable) player. This isn't multiple suspensions/ineligibles and an interim coach.

Defense needs to step up, Barrett needs to distribute the ball. This ain't Walrus Ball where one stud carries your offense in spite of itself!!!!

Cheer up people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment 18 Aug 2014

87% of the time I'm 74% accurate, so it's basically irrefutable fact.