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Just a fat guy killing time at work. THE Ohio State University, Class of 98.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Cie Grant in Ken Dorsey's face for the win
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Marcus Hall, for the obvious
  • NFL TEAM: Meh
  • NHL TEAM: Whuh?
  • NBA TEAM: Blah
  • MLB TEAM: Boring
  • SOCCER TEAM: Hockey on grass. Meh.

Recent Activity

Comment 9 hours ago

I've watched the show a few times, and I'm just stupefied that these people exchange such sweet pleasantries after never having met or even skyped.

Comment 10 hours ago

I graduated from high school in 1994. Back then you had to awkwardly approach women in person.

Comment 10 hours ago

That's some serious man stuff right there. "I'm sorry I could only run 95 miles, I won't disgrace you all by failing again"

He's like an old man Finnish Samurai

Comment 11 hours ago

From what I've read he seems to be exceeding expectations. I'd love to see him succeed.

Comment 11 hours ago

An evil person would suggest getting a snip-snip and not telling your wife. 

That's a great thought but tough to hide once you're hobbling around in a jock strap for a few days after.

Comment 11 hours ago

I thought it was illegal or something.

You just have to call it "adoption" and charge at least $20K. Then it's legit.

Comment 11 hours ago

One million years of hard-wired instinct to care for your child and that alone keeps people from putting infants for sale on eBay.

Comment 11 hours ago

I was going to watch it again but I found something better to do

Comment 11 hours ago

Yes, scroll up so you can just see the top quarter of the gif and you'll see them.

Comment 11 hours ago

I watched that gif for 30 seconds before I realized that lady was wearing a pink hat

Comment 12 hours ago

This list begins and ends with Tressel. They weren't far removed from their championship by default when he took the job. Lloyd had been doing a good job there until The Vest flogged his ass into retirement.