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Member since 25 June 2014 | Blog

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Voting Record: 14555 / 870

Just a fat guy killing time at work. THE Ohio State University, Class of 98.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Cie Grant in Ken Dorsey's face for the win
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Marcus Hall, for the obvious
  • NFL TEAM: Meh
  • NHL TEAM: Whuh?
  • NBA TEAM: Blah
  • MLB TEAM: Boring
  • SOCCER TEAM: Hockey on grass. Meh.

Recent Activity

Comment 17 Apr 2015

My wife had a very difficult pregnancy due to hyperemesis. I complained ONCE about having to get snipped and was quickly "reminded" how "easy" I had it.

Comment 17 Apr 2015

I was put under too. Don't know if that's the way my doc normally does it or if it was because when I met with him the first time my pulse was over 100, my blood pressure was high and I was sweating. The nurse asked if I normally had high bp and I told her only when I'm seeing a dr about getting my stuff worked on.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

Thankfully I live ten minutes from the hospital, so all I had to endure was my wife's snickering as I ran down the stairs and out the door with the plastic cup tucked in my armpit.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

Good ol' recanalization!

Comment 16 Apr 2015

You're lucky if you had no pain. I felt like I had been kicked in the junk for a week afterwards.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

1- pain meds

2- clear your schedule for the weekend (it hurts longer than they tell you it will)

3- engage in "activities" now

4- stay offline for the full ten days afterwards. Super fun time will cause you significant pain on day 7.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

But Peppers was calling the defense, right? He had to have been involved with it somehow, because Peppers.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

Yeah, I don't see the final score being 7-0. (looking at you, Jermee Hurbur)

Comment 16 Apr 2015

For sure with the 100%. Trader Joe's actually sells it.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

100% kona is divine. Best there is, in my opinion.

Comment 15 Apr 2015

Marshall got the job done. (Although I did breathe a sigh of relief once he secured the ball)