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Fatpants 12th Warrior


Member since 25 June 2014 | Blog

Just a fat guy killing time at work. THE Ohio State University, Class of 98.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Always beating michigan

Recent Activity

Comment 12 hours ago

I was going for the straight "WAT" but saw that and figured a time-travel themed WAT would be better.

Comment 15 hours ago


Wait until you get 5. You'll feel like a new man. 

Comment 15 hours ago

Glad to hear it. 

 awesome  and fun and completely exhausting, but wouldn't change it for the world

Parenting, in a nutshell.  Welcome to the club.

Comment 16 May 2017

Those airplane toilets will suck your face off if you try to huff. 

Comment 16 May 2017

It's oddly expensive for this flight. And I'm cheap. And there were some other "travel expenses" that popped up for this trip. 

Comment 16 May 2017

I've got a flight tomorrow and Delta has yet to assign me a seat. What are the odds I get my ass kicked and drug off the plane?

Comment 16 May 2017

They've been on the decline for the last five years, and things are heading in the wrong direction. 

Biggest shitshow in the country? C'mon. 

Comment 16 May 2017

I mean this program is literally the biggest shitshow in the country and has been for the past 5 years.

 This is quite a stretch. 

Comment 12 May 2017

The pizza thing is far enough in the past that it's funny now. This would've gotten you virtually tarred and feathered three years ago.