How did Hellen Keller break her arms?
She tried to read a speed limit sign going 50...
Sorry, I been drinking a few tonight
How do you punish Helen Keller again?
Put her in a circular room and tell her to go sit in the corner...
A kindergarten teacher was teaching a vocabulary lesson and was teaching (my dog just farted... this is not part of the joke, but thought I would insert that little tidbit here) the children how to use the word fascinate. So she then lets the children try and form a sentence with the word fascinate. Little Suzie is up first:
Suzie: I went to Disney Land and it was fascinating!
The teacher said "Good job Suzie, but the word was fascinate. Timmy, how about you try?
Timmy: I was fascinated by the sun rising this morning.
The teacher said, "Good job Timmy, but the word was Fascinate". At this time, little Johnny, who always has a smart remark, rose his hand. The teacher thought for a second, and then succumbed by thinking there is no way he can mess this up. So she says "Ok, Johnny, give me a sentence with 'Fascinate'".
Johnny: My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"
Did you hear about the energizer bunny and his run-in with the law? He got arrested for assault and battery...Two peanuts called the cops after one was a salted...
How do you punish Hellen Keller?
Rearrange the furniture...
I wish you were not grayed out so I could give you a downvote...
Very poor form.
WE WANT MEG!!!!
this is freaking awesome
Trainers hate him... People under 30 should look into these weird mortgage tricks... The family of lions was circling this wolf. What happens next will leave y...
Yea, I don't take other people's tweets to heart, whether analysts or family unless it comes directly from the source. I don't even have Twitter. Deleted it after Snooki would not take my advice to run Face first into a shovel
Is that the day declarations have to be made?
Beautiful response. I am being serious. If someone disagrees, they need to provide some depth and context as to why. Love the call out. +1
this was very sudden. awesome for him!! Good luck, Sir!
Eff that. It made me want to click even more...
Had to follow on Twitter because btn sucks and did not air this damn match
Future is very bright baby!!!
eff this crap with btn not showing this... GARHRWWWR!!!
Here. We. Go!!! Weekend is here baby!!!
Huge, especially to have that leadership in the secondary. awesome if true!!!
What you did there... I see it...
I have exhausted my ncaa eligibility, and I wish I could play, but I recently pulled my back sleeping... So I think I would not be a good choice to even consider it, even if I could
I played D1 highschool in Brecksville, and went to W&J for DIII in PA, but we scrimmaged mount every year... I hate Mount
Yea... I played football. I was pretty good (albeit, DIII), I had a lot of friends on the team and outside of football. I changed at my locker, which was right by the main hallway in the locker room. I showered after the games naked as the day I was born...
Never went 4 fingers deep...