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dubjayfootball90


Member since 16 December 2011 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: 2002-2003 NC game, Mo-Cla with the strip, saving the game, IMO. Beating scUM during the #1-#2 game, awesome!!!!
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: A.J. Hawk
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Aaron Craft and Evan Turner
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Indians/Pirates
  • SOCCER TEAM: International: Colombia/USA

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Comment 12 Jan 2017

How did Hellen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a speed limit sign going 50...

Sorry, I been drinking a few tonight

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How do you punish Helen Keller again?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to go sit in the corner...

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A kindergarten teacher was teaching a vocabulary lesson and was teaching (my dog just farted... this is not part of the joke, but thought I would insert that little tidbit here) the children how to use the word fascinate. So she then lets the children try and form a sentence with the word fascinate. Little Suzie is up first:

Suzie: I went to Disney Land and it was fascinating!

The teacher said "Good job Suzie, but the word was fascinate. Timmy, how about you try?

Timmy: I was fascinated by the sun rising this morning.

The teacher said, "Good job Timmy, but the word was Fascinate". At this time, little Johnny, who always has a smart remark, rose his hand. The teacher thought for a second, and then succumbed by thinking there is no way he can mess this up. So she says "Ok, Johnny, give me a sentence with 'Fascinate'".

Johnny: My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

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***Drops Mic***

Comment 12 Jan 2017

Did you hear about the energizer bunny and his run-in with the law? He got arrested for assault and battery...Two peanuts called the cops after one was a salted...

Comment 12 Jan 2017

How do you punish Hellen Keller?

Rearrange the furniture...

Comment 08 Jan 2017

Yea, I don't take other people's tweets to heart, whether analysts or family unless it comes directly from the source. I don't even have Twitter. Deleted it after Snooki would not take my advice to run Face first into a shovel

Comment 08 Jan 2017

Beautiful response. I am being serious. If someone disagrees, they need to provide some depth and context as to why. Love the call out. +1