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dubjayfootball90


Member since 16 December 2011 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: 2002-2003 NC game, Mo-Cla with the strip, saving the game, IMO. Beating scUM during the #1-#2 game, awesome!!!!
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: A.J. Hawk
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Aaron Craft and Evan Turner
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Pittsburgh Penguins
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Indians/Pirates
  • SOCCER TEAM: International: Colombia/USA

Recent Activity

Comment 13 Mar 2017

Just because someone is making millions does not mean exposing a girls boob is ok. Having money and being famous should not be a 'get out of jail free' card. Not saying that this requires a jail sentence, although maybe by the letter of the law it does, I don't know, I am not a lawyer, but I hope something does happen. But whatever. this is a stupid decision 

Comment 12 Feb 2017

Agreed. My icon was taken when I was studying abroad in chile in 2009 and I did not shave or cut my hair. 

Get you some icon pics, newbies!

Comment 01 Feb 2017

Hope the grass is greener for him on the other side of the fence...

No, crap, I meant he is primed for some High Times down in Gainesville...

Shoot, I mean, well, there is no other blunt way to put this... Good luck to you

Comment 12 Jan 2017

How did Hellen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a speed limit sign going 50...

Sorry, I been drinking a few tonight

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How do you punish Helen Keller again?

Put her in a circular room and tell her to go sit in the corner...

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A kindergarten teacher was teaching a vocabulary lesson and was teaching (my dog just farted... this is not part of the joke, but thought I would insert that little tidbit here) the children how to use the word fascinate. So she then lets the children try and form a sentence with the word fascinate. Little Suzie is up first:

Suzie: I went to Disney Land and it was fascinating!

The teacher said "Good job Suzie, but the word was fascinate. Timmy, how about you try?

Timmy: I was fascinated by the sun rising this morning.

The teacher said, "Good job Timmy, but the word was Fascinate". At this time, little Johnny, who always has a smart remark, rose his hand. The teacher thought for a second, and then succumbed by thinking there is no way he can mess this up. So she says "Ok, Johnny, give me a sentence with 'Fascinate'".

Johnny: My sister has a shirt with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big, she can only fasten eight...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, why the long face?"

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***Drops Mic***