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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Comment 14 hours ago

Conley was a tremendous point guard, defender and an under-rated slasher to the basket.  Russell is a much better shooter and rebounder.  Both can handle the ball well, both could pass it well.   I would lean to Russell only because he is on another level as a scorer and 3 point threat.

Comment 21 Feb 2015

What a relief, this is fabulous news!   Thanks DJ for going above and beyond.  To celebrate let me buy you another cat.

And take a bow 11W Communit, you guys are fucking awesome!

Comment 21 Feb 2015

618 - I like so many others here have felt the hopelessness that you are feeling and considered what you are considering.   And like them, I am extremely glad I never did it.  I only have a couple words of advice - DON'T DO IT.  Suicide is not the answer.   There is peace to be found in this world.   It may not be easy, but it is there.   And once you find it, you will be glad you stuck around.   Please take up any of the offers to talk, it will make a huge difference.

Secondarily - you 11W glorious sonsofbitches are about the best group of nameless, faceless best friends anyone could ask for.  I can admit I teared up a bit reading the outpouring of support and offers to help.  Bless you all.

Comment 17 Feb 2015

I still watch Survivor - one of the few shows the entire family can watch.

My wife watches The Bachelor/Bachelorette, but I cannot stomach those.   The contestants are so obviously attention/fame whores it makes me ill.

I do kind of like Alaskan Bush people, bunch of whack jobs that they are.

I like Pawn Stars (the one in Vegas), but can't take Hardcore Pawn - everything seems like a scripted confrontation, either between the customers and staff or the brother and sister that work there.

American Idol peaked when Kelly Clarkson won.   I remember watching her original audition on one of the first episodes and saying that she should win it.   She was a true talent (singing wise anyway).  Every season after that has been a disappointment in my eyes.

And I like the Home Improvement shows to get ideas and see how the "pro's" do it (but like SlumLord said above, not sure if this qualifies as reality TV). 

Comment 14 Feb 2015

Fawlty Towers!  Forgot about that one.   

Comment 14 Feb 2015

Most of mine have been mentioned, but haven't seen anyone say "Police Squad".  Was on in the early 80's for  only 1 season I think, was Leslie Nielson at his best.   Arrested Development has been mentioned, but the original seasons were freaking hilarious.

Comment 23 Dec 2014


Pearl Jam

Social Distortion


Blues Traveler

Drivin N Cryin


Comment 20 Dec 2014

Another tough list and again something that would probably change by the hour, but off the top of my head:

Boston - Boston

Pearl Jam - 10

Marillion - Clutching at Straws

Guns N Roses - Appetite for Destruction

Blues Traveler - Travelers and Thieves

Social Distortion - Somewhere Between Heaven and Hell

Motley Crue - Shout at the Devil

Blink 182 - Take off Your Pants and Jacket

Dio - The Last in Line

Dream Theater - Images and Words

Comment 19 Dec 2014

Surprised you didn't combine Johnny Cash and Social D into one line - "Ring of Fire"

Comment 19 Dec 2014

Absolutely, and a great (although normally way too short) live show.   Such a "gritty" sound that I never seem to tire of.

Comment 19 Dec 2014

I like that you say "Top 5" and then list 6, typical of any music head (which I totally get).   My top 5 can vary wildly depending on mood, but throwing 5 out there that come to mind at this moment.  A couple of hours from now this list would probably be different.

1.  "The Invisible Man" - Marillion

2.  "Red Barchetta" - Rush

3.  "Ball and Chain" - Social Distortion

4.  "Canadian Rose" - Blues Traveler

5.  "We Believe" - Good Charlotte

Honorable mention to "Sultans of Swing" (the live version on Alchemy) by Dire Straits since you mentioned them originally and I immediately thought of that song.

Wow, I am already changing my mind by the second as I think of different songs, but I will leave the list as is.

Comment 15 Dec 2014

Read about this in the MTV book, you are not even kidding when you say this video ended his career.  It literally did.   By all accounts Billy was a super nice guy and let the director take over and was promised it would look way different after they went through post-production.   Obviously, he was lied to and this hot mess took him from selling out 20,000 seat arenas to a has been within 9 months.   Unbelievable.

Comment 15 Nov 2014

Yep, I grabbed them at -12.5 earlier in the week.   Their lines always move up so I got in early.   

It does feel like a lot of points but they have been scoring a ton, and even in the cold I think they can hammer their way to a 20 point win.  I will gladly take you 35-17 prediction, feels about right.

Comment 25 Oct 2014

The good news is my neighbor just moved and his house is empty, man does he now have a lot of leaves in his yard. 

Comment 25 Oct 2014

That was a great article, based on the fact that I wanted to hear more.   I was hoping the author would hang out with Reg all day at the bar and recount all the cool stories that I am sure a guy like that has.   Great article.

Comment 22 Oct 2014

I initially read your comment and thought maybe you were being a bit "conspiracy theory-ish", but after looking at the pictures and the article, I think you are absolutely right.   Look at how immaculate that office is, everything is perfectly in place, clearly they had the office ready for someone to come in and take pictures, and there is no way this is accidental.   The table is perfectly set up, no way this just happened to be left out.

Comment 14 Oct 2014

I read the entire article and still was thinking it was Small, until I read your comment.   And then I was looking at the picture thinking "Isn't he in jail currently?   That's a very nice suit he is wearing, he must have really turned things around."   I am an idiot.

Comment 10 Oct 2014

1)  Cap n Crunch with Crunchberries

2)  AppleJacks

3)  Honeycomb

4)  Lucky Charms (but you have to save the marshmallows for last)

5)  Sugar Pops (later changed to Corn Pops)