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Comment 24 Jul 2014

Yeah, but don't the flowers on the grave and surrounding grass need the nitrogen?

Comment 11 Jun 2014

And after you do the required reading and before you are allowed to create an account, you should pass a quiz on the required reading.  Nothing too complex, maybe on the same level of some corporate training webinars about sexual harassment or insider trading.  Something that if you even remotely paid attention, you could slam dunk.

Comment 05 Jun 2014

Someone should actually do the math on how fast Braxton was running considering that you can clearly see the distance he runs and the clock.

Comment 05 Jun 2014

I remember a Tennessee running back being tackled on the OSU sidelines, and an assistant coach from OSU grabbing the running back's shoes and looking at the stud length.

Comment 24 Mar 2014

My 2 year old son could've hired Urban to Ohio State.  That hire literally made itself.  I'd be willing to bet that there are plenty of people in the Columbus metro area (that aren't currently running companies) who could do Smith's job better than he can.

He botched tat-gate.  He didn't do written performance reviews with Tressel.  Honestly, I wouldn't trust him not to screw up a toilet paper purchase.


Comment 03 Mar 2014

I hypothesize that the reason Ohio rates so poorly on these happiness indexes is because we are honest.  I've lived in and visited other places, and everywhere I've been sucked too.

Comment 21 Feb 2014

Also, I think we should propose a rule about the maximum weight (or bmi) a head coach can be, you know, for coach safety and all.

Comment 21 Feb 2014

Maybe there should be a rule proposed about the number of offensive line men that can be on the field at any one time, or maybe a rule about the number of total carries a running back can have in any one game or in any one season. 

You know, player safety and all.

Comment 01 Jan 2014

The only thing that I can think of that would be big ten related and not ncaa would be something that occurred during a game, or over the course of a few games.  For instance, has he been very vocal/disrespectful towards officials about the lack of holding calls against him? 


Just brainstorming here.

Comment 13 Dec 2013

To play devil's advocate here, all it takes is 1 team.  Imho, Braxton is a better overall QB than Tim Tebow was.

Comment 05 Sep 2013

But, the only designation I've heard/read is that MSU is the 'little brother'.  I've never heard/read UM referred to as 'big brother'.  I always assumed that if MSU was 'little brother', then that meant UM was 'big sister'.  Seemed logical to me at the time given those god-awful, girly colors.

Comment 17 Jul 2013

Remind me again why Archie isn't the Athletic Director instead of what's his name...