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Comment 19 Jun 2014

If someone complains about the current "style of offense" I swear to God I'll bring down the Internet and everyone connected to one of it's tubes. Seriously, you're either a.) way to fucking old or b.) have been subjected to too much matt millen or gary danielson. In the first case, you're excused. It's nature. Just make sure you admit yourself to an accredited retirement facility. In the other case, I also can't blame you for this. There aren't a lot of options. At least Craig James is gone. Try to educate yourself. You can be saved.

Comment 09 Jun 2014

I actually agree with this. I get the feeling that if TP wanted to, he could have lit the fuse and a lot could have went up in smoke. He didn't. He says the right things now. Played his ass off. Bring him back.

...and there's nothing wrong w/ calling him a bit of a douchebag. I mean, he acted like a bit of a douchebag. It happens. Just yesterday, I did some shit that afterwards I was like "man, i was a bit of a douche back there". So yea, if someone were to call me out on it, it wouldn't be unwarranted. Same situation. Different scale. 

Comment 05 Jun 2014

He doing the typical Tennessee hustle, claiming patches on his older brothers' bomber jackets. So after a while, I clocked him with the B1G's undefeated record against the SEC in Civil Wars.

I had UT season tickets for like 5yrs. (long story, don't ask), and had countless arguments of this type. I can say that if you're having an argument with someone and their main point is the teams they lose to are better than the teams you beat... I don't see any other response. What do you say? You're right Tennessee man, there's NO way OSU could handle Kentucky, Vandy, Ole Miss, Miss st.,  [insert name of any other not-alabama-lsu sec team] year in and year out. Totally would win like 4 games year. HEY JUST LIKE TENNESSEE RIGHT?!!!??!! Soooo dumb.

I usually just made a comment about their neat orange satin jacket and excused myself.

Comment 24 Apr 2014

Maybe missing the point? Not formations alone. It's all about the idea of bread & butter and constraint plays. i.e. get YOUR inside zone play. The play that nets 3 yards even though everyone in the stadium knows it's coming, and then constrain it. Michigan was all over the board last year. Wtf DID they do well? Align themselves? 

This reminds me of the Tressel / Pryor years. Did we ever do anything to constrain dave? How many times did the backside defensive end crash the living shit out of that play when all we had to do was run a little bootleg off of it w/ TP every now and again?

Comment 28 Mar 2014

I work in Dayton. Absolutely SURROUNDED by Catholics who went to Alter and UD and are 2nd and 3rd generation alums. So goddamn obnoxious. It's sickening. I've never given an ounce of shit about UD or anything it's done or will do in sports or anything else. They can have their moment or whatever, but it's driving me to the point of wanting to punch people who provide me with paychecks.

Shit, I would imagine most Buckeye fans would root for them if it weren't for the attitudes. The Dayton Daily News is bad enough normally, but that front page was just... dumb.

It's bad enough carrying out my existence in this grey ass, abandoned, somewhat smelly city. But having to deal with people heckling me with my OHIO STATE shirt in fucking OHIO is just... well, it's too much. That actually did happen. True story.

Comment 27 Mar 2014

Yea, that's why you don't create forum posts with links to the trolls' works. It helps them accomplish what they set out to accomplish. Page views.

There's a reason ESPN lists headlines that look like "Jim Tressel once rigged a raffle and killed a guy in a bar fight?".

Sort of like when the talk radio host that you find so obnoxious says something... obnoxious, and people call in to tell him he's obnoxious. 

Not science folks.

Comment 13 Mar 2014

I don't get the Musburger hate.

I am legitimately bummed... not a lot of announcers that don't make me constantly roll my eyes. And you have to crack up at his blatant gambling drop-ins. 

Awesome old-school announcer. Shouldn't have to go out like this. Dicks.

Comment 15 Jan 2014

Yea i find it hilarious when people that I know constantly, year-in and year-out come up to me (because I'm the college football guy) and they're all "man, can you believe what espn is saying? mark may's an ass. blah blah". I'm like... yeah. I can. It's really not that hard to puzzle all of it out. Espn protecting it's properties? Yea, makes sense. So glad this is the college football world we live in now.

i.e. "here is a nice piece of shit. consume it."

Comment 22 Nov 2013

Ramzy is spot-on in every way. Especially the last point. 

The narrative at this point is so out of control there's no going back this year. The ONLY hope we all have is if somehow the B1G pulls a respectable bowl season out of it's ass, and somehow, someway that translates into a different narrative moving forward into next year.

...that is assuming they'll allow B1G teams in bowl games this year. With how "awful" the conference is this year, you never know.

Comment 30 Aug 2013

Remember when Danielson said the spread offense in the SEC would never work?

Why he is still given a microphone is beyond me.

Comment 29 Aug 2013

You know what else would "enhance" the game day experience in the stadium?

...cheaper tickets. I know. It sounds nuts. But it's true. Better wifi believe it or not, is not actually the answer.

Comment 07 Aug 2013

I've tried to hold off posting a comment because I didn't really want to be "mr. internet comment guy". But I can't help myself.

So is anyone else tired of reading about how big of a tool you are for: 1.) Thinking Maziel is a bit of a douche. 2.) Looking at pictures players arriving at camp. 3.) Rooting for OSU even though you didn't attend. 4.) Having or seeking an autograph????

Yea, I mean I guess some of the stuff is funny and all, and yea, i get the anger and all. But I guess I'm just not sure if I should apologize to someone? 

I mean, is this all a joke I don't get, or is it really not ok for me to meet any of the aforementioned criteria? 

I guess I'll go ahead and post my apology for...

1.) Yes, thinking Johnny Football is a bit of a douchebag.

2.) I did take a peak at some of the pictures. I didn't like... touch myself or anything. He made it sound like it was some... disgusting, creepy act. Really, I was just kind of curious as to what some of the players actually look like.

3.) I'll admit. I've been a lifelong fan of Ohio State. I... i'm sorry. This is hard to say.... *cough* *sniffle*. I didn't..... go to Ohio State. I'm sorry. I know. It's bad. I actually went to Miami. I know. I know. I guess I should have forgotten about OSU while I was miles and miles away in Oxford. I guess I should have packed up all my old buckeye gear and donned the favors of my beloved redhawks.

4.) I don't have any autographs. But I guess if someone gifts one to me or my child, I'll apologize in advance. I mean, I know it's creepy and all.

Phew. I feel better. Thanks DJ. Glad I could get that off my chest.

Comment 26 Apr 2013

Michigan St. game that year, specifically the second half. Almost blew it when they started really blitzing him. He was ass the rest of the season really.