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Washington, DC

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Comment 25 Sep 2014


Comment 24 Sep 2014

When possible, Ohioan money should be spent in Ohio.

I bought butcher block countertops from a woodworking shop in Michigan and still haven't gotten a shipping notification and until I see the tops I will be regretting this purchase severely.

Comment 19 Sep 2014

The hell with Holmes/Ginn back on punt returns: what was downright terrifying/delightful was kickoff returns with Ginn as the deep man and Holmes and Gonzo as the next level up. Ginn's fake end-around-to-Gonzo kick return TD at Minnesota is forever ingrained in my head. Also, let's not forget the ironic cheers that erupted from the Ohio Stadium crowd when Ginn and Holmes would actually *catch* a punt.

Comment 04 Sep 2014

If we don't tell Coach Urbs that he is family/we love him every time he takes our calls, he will most certainly feel unloved and leave OSU. smh.

Comment 03 Sep 2014


  • Special game sponsor Under Armour: D+. The Navy has 'protected' that 'house' a number of times in the past. A notable occurrence of such protection was 200 years ago next week. A cool song was written about it. Maybe think harder about your shitty slogan in context.
  • Baltimore Raven Stadium: D. We payed $75 for the privilege of watching a football game in your stadium. You should not make these people walk into the stadium in a 'hands up/don't purse' pose.
  • Baltimore Raven Stadium Concessions: F-. It was Labor Day Weekend, generally known as the end of the American summer. Maybe don't run out of food at your concessions just before halftime. Note: never, ever run out of bottles of water at the peak of summer. You had one goddamned job. It is not particularly difficult. 
  • Baltimore Raven Stadium Concession Workers: C. Some of you were very nice and apologetic about the lack of food. Others were fighting over pizzas as they came out of the oven. Group discipline could be improved.
  • Mariott Inner Harbor Parking Lot Tailgate Orange Crush: B+. A bit boozy in a bad way because of cheap vodka, but overall refreshing and drinkable.
  • Darron Lee, Navy Band, TBDBITL: No Grade. I have no idea what your fumble recovery or halftime shows looked like, because I was waiting in line for limited option garbage food that cost me thirty dollars.
Comment 25 Aug 2014

I did this a few years ago, but will be restoring my cable service for football/NBA season this year. Got by with AppleTV and the Watch ESPN app.

Comment 20 Aug 2014

I got you this cake made out of horse meat, I hope you like it. Now, let's all smash a bunch of pint glasses together.

Comment 19 Aug 2014

Apropos of nothing, The Saloon on U St is a wonderful bar to go to and have a conversation with friends. It's no good for sports, though, as they have no TVs.