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Comment 19 hours ago

Twenty-Five Things You Totally Won't Believe Kirk Herbstreit Said!

Comment 17 Apr 2014

You can still be a complete moron with phd's, mba's and ivy league degrees

One of my PhDs is in proper apostrophe usage.

Comment 09 Apr 2014

The vacant property thing is redundant vis-a-vis The Wire and nailguns, anyways.

But mostly, let's get excited to go to Baltimore and eat delicious pit beef and drink wonderful Natty Bohs. 

Comment 04 Apr 2014

Wonderfully reductive resumes for the final four:

"It's 'supported the troops' vs. 'first to fly', with the winner meeting the winner of 'beat hitler' vs. 'beat the south'! Stay tuned, haters of nuance!"

Comment 04 Apr 2014

Charles Martin Hall lost in the first round. I'm still pissed about that and have not voted since. So it goes.

Comment 25 Mar 2014

The mumps thing is a goddamned shame. A neat thing about the year [any year after 1950] is that in America, children don't just drop dead from disease—because of vaccines.

But thanks, anti-vaccers! Due to your hustle, there's mumps in Columbus and measles in Manhattan.

Comment 24 Mar 2014

Maryland and the ACC are the equivalent of two drunk bros pushing each other outside a bar while screaming "COME AT ME BRO" and acting like their friends are the only things holding them back.

Having been to a Maryland/Da U football game in College Park, I'd say that Maryland and the ACC are not the equivalent of this. Your description is exactly who Maryland and the ACC are.

Comment 17 Mar 2014

Now listen, Neil Armstrong may have been the first to walk on the moon, but what good has that really done us?

Landing on the goddamned moon is, apparently, less impressive and impactful than making you hate a sportsball team. Okay. Congrats on your job at Slate dot com.