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Washington, DC

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I like turtles.


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Recent Activity

Comment 23 Dec 2014

DJ - go to a game in Baton Rouge. It's beautiful, and most people are super nice to visiting Yankees. I am not being facetious. Plus seeing Time Lord Les Miles in person is delightful.

Comment 08 Dec 2014

Amare Cooper is a goddamned leviathan. 

Comment 19 Nov 2014

Ramzy – a spoiler: Im'a send you Denny-roasted coffee-flavor bourbon and Denny-roasted coffee for the holidays this year.

Comment 19 Nov 2014

So tell me why training with the mask on is stupid?

Because you're wearing a goddamned mask and training and listening to a bunch of, as DJ aptly put it, pseudo-science.

Comment 19 Nov 2014

Hodgeman on Uber was a v good read. Uber is pretty aggressively challenging Google for the Creepiest Tech Company Trophy.

Also shout-out for using 'pseudo-science', bb.

Comment 05 Nov 2014

The Fake Lantern insinuates that Connor Cook locked his twitter account because of homophobic tweets that Cook sent out years ago?

Gotta hear both sides.

Comment 29 Oct 2014

I was at OSU when UWeekly started circulating, and it contained the greatest answer I've ever seen.

What's the worst thing you've ever done while drunk?

"I watched 2 Fast 2 Furious"

I probably say this line twice a month, and nobody ever knows what I'm talking about.

Comment 27 Oct 2014

I'm still shocked at how anti-climactic the end of the game felt. It just... ended. There wasn't even a floundering pass a la Ken Dorsey. Hackenberg just went down and it was over.