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Washington, DC

Member since 30 August 2010 | Blog

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I like turtles.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Last week at bocce I totally threw a great shot

Recent Activity

Comment 30 Jul 2015

Forum =/= message board. I cannot accept that as reality.

Message boards are the talk radio of the internet.

Comment 30 Jul 2015

Did you miss the comments on the band's revealed songbook today on this here website? Because many of those also are Not Good.

Comment 29 Jul 2015

I can't say I find anything about this update to the shoes all that compelling – Chucks are and forever will be wonderful shitkickers, up there with Clarks desert boots as the simplest and most comfortable shoes out there that get better with time.

Comment 27 Jul 2015

I would read an 8,000-word oral history article on the towel that was thrown at 0:17 into that Wisconsin TD throw video

Comment 20 Jul 2015

Don't order an old fashioned if you're in Cow Hollow. They grind up the orange into the drink and that's very disappointing.

Comment 16 Jul 2015

Solly's, Tune Inn get my vote – both are central and are low-key, divey places. Not much in the core of downtown that's worthwhile.  If people want to be at the whims of the Red Line, the Big Hunt isn't bad.

Self-interest being what it is, I should mention that Trusty's is a great choice.

Comment 16 Jul 2015

" I've been wanting to go to Crystal City for awhile now though. "

Nobody who has ever been to Crystal City says this.

Comment 16 Jul 2015

Solly's is on the Green Line. Y'all set up a thing at Solly's and I'll be there. Or at the Tune Inn. Or Trusty's.

Comment 06 Jul 2015

'Long-time posters frequently bemoan how it has declined, and this isn't unique to Eleven Warriors.'

it me

Comment 12 Jun 2015

The perceived identity politics of Being A Buckeye can, at times, make me want to Be A Buckeye less. And that is a painful thing to admit and have to deal with.

Also, since we're confessing: I don't know if I enjoy this website as much as I used to? Feels like it's passed me by as it's grown into a leviathan.

Comment 10 Jun 2015

I was really hoping to see The Year of Glad used in this article, or Les Assassins en Fauteuils Roulants. :(

Comment 04 Jun 2015

Once we were in The Library and asked Cricket how much it'd cost to play Ring of Death. He looked at us, looked at the prices up above the bar, and then at the bottles behind the bar, and said 'Hell, I guess $3.75 sounds right.' My roommate tossed the straw and it landed over Jack Daniels and Ouzo, so we spent $5 each on a 2 parts Jack/1 part Ouzo shot and a PBR chaser.

The Library is a shining city on a hill, a beacon of all that is good in this world.