When you are drunk, it is the most heavenly food there is. Each bite tickles the tastesbuds. However the next day your farts are going to peel the paint off the walls.
My colon weeps at having access to White Castle and booze in the same establishment.
Does this help us in the draft?
He has his own grove of maple trees and he squeezes the syrup out himself by hand.
Samuel for the save!
Because Ohio State is the Big 12 champ...
I guess I am rooting for Whiskey, but I honestly don't care about this game. I will still watch it but its a fraud of a championship.
Tate Martell is definitely a baller, shot caller. If he had an Impala there would definitely be 20 inch blades on it.
Over 12 hours later I can finally look back and enjoy the game as a whole, ugly offense and all. Damn it feels good to be a Buckeye.
I'd like to keep Warinner but The Beck experiment has sailed imo.
Durbin's had 2 bad kicks all year. Unfortunately they were all in this game. I'd still put him up against 90% of all kickers in this game. Sometimes you just have a bad day.
My pizza of choice is Cassano's! Domino's was good for special occasions in high school but as an adult it tastes like ketchup on cardboard.
Real NASTY guy!
Just so we're clear, is anyone else checking into a hospital for chest pains because this game almost killed me.
I prefer the taste of crab but in this scenario I am assuming that neither has been shucked. Knowing that situation its lobster tail all day every day.
1. Johnny Utah
2. Shane Falco
My Sarcasm senses are tingling!
Michigan... a team so shitty they take the fun out of enjoying them losing.
Well he's breathing and moving his hands so that's good. I hope he's alright, that landing looked terrible.
Between the game and The Walking Dead I didn't think my heart was going to survive this weekend.
I miss Tom Herman