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Curt Heinrichs

Member since 27 January 2013 | Blog

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  • SPORTS MOMENT: Cie Grant slings Ken Dorsey to the turf in the desert- 2003
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians

Recent Activity

Comment 28 Aug 2015

To be honest, I'm a little disappointed that Billy Price isn't listed on the depth chart as a qb. The guy has a cannon.


Comment 27 Aug 2015

In that case, I retract my previous reference to "Next man up" and I replace it with the following statement:

"May the player (s) immediately following Noah on the depth chart find this a suitable time to demonstrate football skills in a game setting while maintaining the position's integrity until Brown returns from the aforementioned injury." 

Furthermore, my wife sent me a list of the most popular children's names for the last year (we are NOT planning on opening a new roster spot to the Heinrichs lineup) and "Noah" was the most popular name in the US last year. Perhaps more than just Buckeye fans were expecting a big season out of #80. 

Comment 21 Aug 2015

Kindly point out to the Georgia alum that they play Southern University the week before they play Alabama and they play Georgia Southern the week before Georgia Tech.

Tell the Florida guy they play FAU the week before FSU and that you've heard The Swamp isn't really that loud on gameday. 

Comment 19 Aug 2015

upvote for bringing "trout pout" into my vocabulary. 

Comment 19 Aug 2015

This may take top billing as my favorite vegan joke. 

The previous champion: How can you tell someone is a vegan? 

Don't worry, they'll tell you. 

Comment 11 Aug 2015

The El Chapo tunnel story has me thinking about making people dig a tunnel from my basement to work so I don't have to experience any more Cleveland snow. Taking volunteers for backbreaking manual labor with no benefits other than my happiness. 

Comment 11 Aug 2015

Can we bring up urinal etiquette for a moment? 

No eye contact in the men's room. Thank you. 

As for the urinal deuce, it's time to call the Hardly Boys. 

Comment 11 Aug 2015

My pasty chest resents that picture, but only a little. At least I don't catch a football like it's a terrifying accident. 

Comment 10 Aug 2015

Is another of 12W's new features the excellent ads? 

I just saw one at the bottom of my screen for the new Ghost album. I'm painting my face and chanting sinister things at co-workers from here on out today. 

Comment 10 Aug 2015

Less talked about, but more appreciated than GNR's Chinese Democracy. 

Comment 10 Aug 2015

Sounds like you'll need someone to spot you to make sure you don't overdo it. I'm your guy (as long as the wings are hot, I don't do BBQ). 

Comment 10 Aug 2015

Can't tell you how hard this made me laugh and then I had to cover it up with fake coughing. Great start to my day. 

Comment 10 Aug 2015

That's assuming that they don't collapse late in the first half, especially if none of the running backs showed up to camp in shape. No wonder people around here quit renewing their season tickets in the Dawg Pound. 

Comment 07 Aug 2015

Stevie Wonder is the master of the head fakes. He'll juke you out of your shoes from a piano bench.