Two more I've heard in the recent past:
Few years back at Augusta, Phil is off the back side of 15 green and has no angle to the pin. He hits a pretty miraculous shot/putt that comes to rest 3-5 feet from the hole for the ensuing birdie. Feherty says, "Phil is watching a movie that only he can see in his head."
Couple of weeks back at the PGA, Matt Jones hits a hook into the crap well below the green surface on hole 16 or 17 (par 3). He has to hit a miraculous shot to even hit the green as he needs to come over the railroad ties with a high trajectory shot that needs to get up rather quickly. The CBS telecast starts zooming in towards his lie and Feherty goes: "This lie....sigh....I'm not sure the devil himself could've placed the ball in a worse place."
Haha the man is pure comedy gold if you ask me.