THINGS GOING WELL IN SOUTH BEND. Famed mustachioed Michigan State coach Mike D'antoni whipped a rental car to South Bend, Indiana on Saturday and hit Brian Kelly in the back of a head with a brick.
Kelly woke up shirtless in a ditch carrying $10,000 of fraudulent credit card debt with his shoes strung around a power line.
DJ, when I sit down at my dining room table this Thanksgiving to feast on roast skunk weasel, I am going to say a prayer of thanks that you are on our side. Your stuff always brightens my day!