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Comment 5 minutes ago

I'm pretty sure he just meant that you aren't going to see coaches with that many years at the same job in the future, and I'd have to agree. People want every coach fried that didn't win a national championship anymore.

EDIT: Apparently this has been covered. I'll go back to my hole and be quiet.

Comment 30 Aug 2015
Wider than a mile! There wad a girl I went to high school with who was absolutely terrible at singing. She tried hard, but was god awful. She sang that song as a solo and I can't listen to it ever again. Just the thought of it makes me queasy.
Comment 29 Aug 2015

Best advice I can give is make the day about her. Spend time with your bride. It's tough because there are so many people to see and talk to, but go around together. I felt like I rarely saw my new wife until after the reception, and now I see her all the time. Now I wish I had put in the time up front and maybe had some free time now. Kidding about that last part, but do make it about her, not about friends and a party.

Also, mean every word of your vows, since they are just that. Take it seriously and you won't trade it for anything.

My brother is getting married today as well and I'll tell him the same thing. Good luck and congrats!

Comment 24 Aug 2015

I always love this typed of analysis. "If you omit the part where we got our asses stomped, we won huge!" Just like, "If you imagine 2 plays didnt happen, its a different game." Its old hat in Happy Valley. In reality 21-6 happened, so it still wasnt a blow out. The buckeyes did push them around for most of the game, and that part isnt reflected in the score, but in the end, the only statistic that matters is the score, so Alabama was a touchdown and conversion away from playing for another championship and OSU was 8 points away from being the whipping boy of college football for years to come.

I wish it was a blowout, but we had to wait until the championship game to get that again.

Comment 21 Aug 2015
I would have to ask him if when he farts it sounds like someone trying to fog up a mirror because in the words of Borat, his, "a-noose hang down like tongue of tired dog."
Comment 20 Aug 2015
Antoine Winfield was a better corner than Deion, let alone the 2nd and 3rd teams. Deion was flashy and certainly good, but they didn't leave him out on an island knowing that if the offense ran his way they didn't stand a chance because Deion was there.
Comment 18 Aug 2015
I always hear acdc and hope is tallicA, but it never is. I think Damage Inc would be killer, or even Harvester of Sorrow. Or Of Wolf And Man. Or the palm muted chugging pay right after the solo in Domination by PanterA. Or the very beginning of The Great Southern Trendkill. Our the opening riff of South of Heaven by Slayer. Or Battering Ram by Black Label Society. Or Dread and the Fugitive Mind. Or Black Sabbath by Black Sabbath off of the album Black Sabbath.
Comment 17 Aug 2015

Yeah, but if the receiver tried to catch the ball with his hands instead of his pads he could have pulled in the catch in front of the DB and Pete Carroll looks like a genius.