Not too long ago Antjuan Simmons was a 3 star.
What? No cake? No going away card for everyone to sign? You just mic drop and bounce? I'll be in the den drinking away the denial stage of mourning if anybody needs me. I'm hurt. You still need to update us on Brendan Ferns. I don't think we covered Ferns enough. WHAT ELSE ARE YOU HIDING! I'm sure I'm not the only one being a completely selfish prick hoping the next thing doesn't work out and you come crawling back to 11W.
Seriously though, you've been awesome. For some reason I knew this day was coming. Good luck to you.
I can't help but read that with a bouncy Minnesota/ Canadian accent.
I already used this yesterday, but it still works:
Michigan is better off without him. Just ask that one penocho fan how well off they are that they don't even need DPJ.
My acute dyslexia lead me to disbelief for a second. I thought that ended with, "Kid is average." AVERAGE??? Oh. Wait. I think I need a long nap.
It never ends in my family! Me, step dad, brother, uncle... Somebody is always dropping a line or two.
Still wouldn't work for the Browns or the LeBrons.