At first I was scrolled down past the gif when I read this and thought, "The bow did hit first." Then I looked again, and that could have been fun. I'd love to hear the echo coming out of that boat when his face tried to go through it.
I didn't know Pawwl was an artist. Lord knows there aren't words in that book if it's written for SEC fans.
As far as I'm concerned, the Buccaneers can't get rid of him fast enough either. I hope they have the most porous pass blocking ever seen this season.
Maybe he'll wise up and leave BEFORE the game this time and take another job that is still a step or 2 down from Oregon State at SMU.
For how many years? I guess if you don't count 2011 in full because he didn't start every game.
Thank you. Now everyone that has wanted to count Braxton against Alabama's roster numbers can shut up and look forward to seeing that red #5 (jersey) on its rightful owner next year (God willing).
My God does Nicholas Cage suck.
I knew "Michael T." was you, Tharp. Honestly, when I saw that bit about the wood in Marion, I thought, well, Tharp might go snatch that up.
Edit: That sounded bad. I forgot to add: No homo.
If that's the case I can't wait to have a boy. I'll be happy either way if/when it does happen, but, you know. Our little girl is one happy baby all day, everyday. She gets fussy like anyone does when shes hungry or tired, but I'm 33 and I'm not very nice when I'm hungry or tired either. We got lucky with this one. Now, we have to wait a while to see if she turns out to be that too-independent-to-need-a-man-still-single-in-her-late-thirties-and-is-now-getting-desparate-but-still-kinda-looks-divorced woman like my sister and sister in-law. They were the good babies, too.