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  • SPORTS MOMENT: Cie Grant's sack of Ken Dorsey
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Recent Activity

Comment 19 hours ago
Honestly, I understand what everyone dislikes about that bit, but I really think he just made a poor choice of words. He's not an author, so choosing words with the utmost tact isn't something we should expect him to do in high school. And besides that, he needs to look out for himself. Again, I completely understand what everyone is saying, but I think we are reading way too much into things that come out of a teenager's mouth at times.
Comment 19 May 2015
It was good because of John Malkovich and Steve Buscemi and everyone else other than Nicolas Cage. Just like every other movie that he's been in that was good. Gone in 60 Seconds would have been better with Danny Devito sitting on a booster seat driving Eleanor.
Comment 19 May 2015

At first I was scrolled down past the gif when I read this and thought, "The bow did hit first." Then I looked again, and that could have been fun. I'd love to hear the echo coming out of that boat when his face tried to go through it.

Comment 19 May 2015

I didn't know Pawwl was an artist. Lord knows there aren't words in that book if it's written for SEC fans.

Comment 19 May 2015

As far as I'm concerned, the Buccaneers can't get rid of him fast enough either. I hope they have the most porous pass blocking ever seen this season.

Comment 19 May 2015

Maybe he'll wise up and leave BEFORE the game this time and take another job that is still a step or 2 down from Oregon State at SMU.

Comment 19 May 2015

For how many years? I guess if you don't count 2011 in full because he didn't start every game.

Comment 19 May 2015
After looking at that picture I can see why he always acts like such an asshole. I'd be mad at the world for being that ugly under the cover-ugly too.
Comment 18 May 2015

I knew "Michael T." was you, Tharp. Honestly, when I saw that bit about the wood in Marion, I thought, well, Tharp might go snatch that up.

Edit: That sounded bad. I forgot to add: No homo.

Comment 18 May 2015
There's nothing fina than a yeast free vagina, from gyne-lotrimin. -SNL
Comment 18 May 2015
Nothing stinks quite a proud asshole.
Comment 18 May 2015
They better wear red shirts, because if they show up in suits...
Comment 14 May 2015

If that's the case I can't wait to have a boy. I'll be happy either way if/when it does happen, but, you know. Our little girl is one happy baby all day, everyday. She gets fussy like anyone does when shes hungry or tired, but I'm 33 and I'm not very nice when I'm hungry or tired either. We got lucky with this one. Now, we have to wait a while to see if she turns out to be that too-independent-to-need-a-man-still-single-in-her-late-thirties-and-is-now-getting-desparate-but-still-kinda-looks-divorced woman like my sister and sister in-law. They were the good babies, too.

Comment 08 May 2015
Apparently being consistently accurate with comments isn't your hallmark. Please review.
Comment 05 May 2015
In a sense, I hear you. To carry that course load and be a D1 football player is going to be a bear to juggle. But he can still make a great living in engineering without the wear and tear on his body from the nfl. I can tell you from experience that ball busting work all the time takes is toll on your body by mid 30s, from working in concrete, and foundry work, and actually working hard day in and day out, money isn't the only thing when you're limited by how much you can play with your kids when your back, knees and shoulders just won't allow you to continue the party. And I didn't do jack compared to what an nfl linebacker his through in his career.