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Comment 17 Apr 2014

All this over Herbie making a comment? For Chrissakes, he's a Buckeye, former Buckeye QB, and a nice counterpoint to the Des-mond. Rather have another former SEC jock- clown calling games? Save your hate for TTUN, Bert, the "Little Nicky and Lane" show, and any asshat who chants "SEC-SEC-SEC".

Comment 12 Mar 2014

Would love to see Little Douchie and The Mad Hatter taking their 'Crootin on the road and into the living rooms of LSU prospects. Would make for good entertainment, possibly even an ESPN mini-series, with voice-overs by Paul Finebaum: "Hatter & Douchie".

In Episode One, The Hatter explains to a recruit why he claps the way he does (like a seal), says its because he once jammed an index finger applauding an extra point. Douchie chimes in that its always important to stay away from anything called the clap. The recruit is immediately sold on LSU. In Episode Two, Hater and Douchie pose as NCAA officials and prank call Nick Saban.

Comment 07 Mar 2014

As Groucho Marx famously said "I wouldn't want to join any club that would have me as a member".

Comment 04 Mar 2014

In response to the incredible job Marotti has done with OSU player development, TTUN has hired their own fitness guru to challenge and motivate their players:  

Note how both participants in the background are actually wearing some rendition of TTUN colors! 


Comment 03 Mar 2014

Southwest Ohio is doing quite well. Lots of growth between Dayton and Cincy, and Cincy is also doing well.

Comment 03 Mar 2014

Good stuff AV - Ohio is still "flyover country" to the ignorati, but it feeds the world (literally). Ohio could support itself if it had to - we have huge supplies of water, rich farmland, manufacturing areas of expertise, natural resources, forests, rivers, you name it. The ultimate Preppers state.....

Comment 03 Mar 2014

Agree that Global Climate Change is a more accurate name. Then again, the climate is always changing, so it's not very controversial to call it that. But remember that, in the 70's, scientists were mainly concerned about Global Cooling, and fretted that we were heading towards a new ice age. So average temperatures are getting warmer now - that's "settled science". What's not settled is the cause, and how much of it is man-made versus things like increased sun spot activity. Let the rational logic of science and the scientific method do its thing so we can find the answers.


Comment 02 Mar 2014

I'd forgotten how awesome this is: jorts (likely), dad jeans waist, cell phone holster, smokes in the back pocket, T-Bow tat on arm, high and tight on top, mullet mane on the back, gator logoed accessory bag, #15 tat on face (hopefully temporary, but who knows). Too bad U of F doesn't bestow "superfan" status on this dude and make him the "face of the fan base" by providing free tix in prime spots. Naw - no respectable university would do that, would they?


Comment 28 Feb 2014

I believe all of the taxes one pays to reside in CA combine to create the highest tax burden of any state, even higher than NY. If you don't mind that, you will love it there (I did when I lived there, but that was a while ago).

Comment 28 Feb 2014

Rumor has it there's this big pipeline thingy emanating from somewhere up in Canada that might create some jobs in the US if it is allowed to follow Siri's directions to Louisiana, but it's just a rumor at this point.......

Comment 28 Feb 2014

A good writer's job is to offend as many delicate sensibilities as possible. I commend your viewpoint, but just as there is no crying in baseball, perhaps there is no sentimentality in bodybuilding?

Comment 22 Feb 2014

Rob Ford is my favorite Canadian politician. Any way we can swap out Beiber for him and let Ford preside over, say, I don't know, NYC? 

Comment 22 Feb 2014

DJ - great writing, and you appear to be under Rust Cohle's influence a bit (and that's OK). The Justin Carter kid from the Facebook link relates well to two things. One, maybe Rust is right and time is a flat circle that locks us into a cosmic pattern and pre-destines us to do the same shit over and over. Two, Canadians can really be sanctimonious dicks sometimes. 

Comment 22 Feb 2014

My cholesterol spiked 30 points just from looking at this picture.