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Athens, OH (via Upper Arlington, OH)

Member since 02 December 2013 | Blog

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Born a Buckeye.
Raised a Buckeye.
Graduated a Buckeye.
Now, a displaced Buckeye in Bobcat country.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Attending the 1997 Rose Bowl with my dad in relief of my pregnant mother.
  • NFL TEAM: Bengals?
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs?
  • MLB TEAM: None
  • SOCCER TEAM: Columbus Crew/USMNT

Recent Activity

Comment 15 Apr 2014

From Demetri Martin, a 224-word palindrome, "Dammit I'm Mad":

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.


Comment 13 Mar 2014

Dear Eleven Warriors staffers,

Please compile an anthology of Slam Thompson's dunks. It'd be a wonderful gif(t) to present on his Senior Day next year.


Me & All Buckeye Fan Who Agree

Comment 02 Mar 2014

I see the need to keep everyone — athletes, fans, and event workers — safe.

I agree, but with significant injuries/altercations resulting from rushing/storming unlikely, why is legislative action necessary?

To remedy the heart of this "problem", we would have to alter how fans celebrate, which certainly isn't as simple as a blockade (which could even compound the issue) or even a fine issued to the school.

Comment 19 Feb 2014

You summarized the shooting ability of this year's team in one sentence:

Their collective shooting ceiling is Diebler with a hangover.

My standards have been lowered for this team so as not to get frustrated by their performance. Let's look at this team as what it is and just enjoy the ride (however long or short) they give us.

Comment 04 Dec 2013

The quantity and quality was pretty decent there when I ate at Marketplace (08-10), but by my senior year the Pasta New Orleans (the creme de la creme of East/West) had been diluted to nearly soup. For shame.