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Athens, OH (via Upper Arlington, OH)

Member since 02 December 2013 | Blog

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Born a Buckeye.
Raised a Buckeye.
Graduated a Buckeye.
Now, a displaced Buckeye in Bobcat country.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Attending the 1997 Rose Bowl with my dad in relief of my pregnant mother.
  • NFL TEAM: Bengals?
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cavs?
  • MLB TEAM: None
  • SOCCER TEAM: Columbus Crew/USMNT

Recent Activity

Comment 25 Aug 2014

Mr.* Burke at Purdue has even grander plans for that section.

The beer garden will look more like a beer palace in a few years.

Comment 17 Jul 2014

While the four-team tournament might occasionally exclude some the state's best teams from competing – the Ohio Bobcats made the Sweet 16 in 2012 – it’s the best way to ensure quality matchups and peak publicity for the event. 

While the MAC is not a power basketball conference, the Ohio Bobcats do have more wins over the past 3 years than Cincinnati, Dayton, and Xavier.

But you're right. In 2013, Ohio only had an average attendance of 6,900, while all others were over 9,000.

Comment 17 Jul 2014

I come in with the mindset that the five-star stuff and high school really don’t matter anymore

What an outstanding quote from him. With the success of 3-star guys like AJ Hawk and Bradley Roby (and countless others), I've seen star rankings as merely hype-inducers.

That being said, I can't wait to see who'll bring the juice this season!

Comment 15 Apr 2014

From Demetri Martin, a 224-word palindrome, "Dammit I'm Mad":

Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.


Comment 13 Mar 2014

Dear Eleven Warriors staffers,

Please compile an anthology of Slam Thompson's dunks. It'd be a wonderful gif(t) to present on his Senior Day next year.


Me & All Buckeye Fan Who Agree

Comment 02 Mar 2014

I see the need to keep everyone — athletes, fans, and event workers — safe.

I agree, but with significant injuries/altercations resulting from rushing/storming unlikely, why is legislative action necessary?

To remedy the heart of this "problem", we would have to alter how fans celebrate, which certainly isn't as simple as a blockade (which could even compound the issue) or even a fine issued to the school.