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The Butler

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No story - I'm boring


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Recent Activity

Comment 7 hours ago

Off in the Shower.

That way when somebody asks my opponent how they did, my opponent will reply "I beat Off in the Shower."

Comment 27 Jul 2015

Try it with cream cheese, cocktail sauce, and crab meat  - not as cheap, but very tasty. 

Comment 23 Jul 2015

There are probably more in mental institutions.

Comment 23 Jul 2015

Pretty interesting. Thanks for posting!

Comment 13 Jul 2015

Meyer - "National Champs, man this still feels awesome."

Dantonio - "Tressel promised me that Ohio State gig after he left!"

Harbaugh - "I wonder if they'll be serving cookies...."

Comment 10 Jul 2015

I think Miller gets the job. I say this because, while all three are excellent choices, he's the biggest weapon as he can score from anywhere on the field. My biggest knock against Miller is that I think he tries to do too much.

Comment 25 Jun 2015
Comment 14 Jun 2015

I know about the Mad Dog." Mad Dog is #teen slang for MD-2020.

Heck, I'm so old that when I was in college, Mad Dog was the actual name. We used to have "Double Dogs" parties - Hot Dogs and Mad Dog 20/20. Great fun, but the morning after was pure hell.

Comment 27 May 2015

A year ago at these same meetings Nick Saban suggested up-tempo offenses increase the number of "exposures" players have to being hit, which might correlate to higher incidence of concussions.

Nick, if you're that concerned, you can reduce the number of "exposures," Alabama can can drop football completely...That would really reduce the number of concussions.

Not that anybody is a fan of the NCAA, but they are 'the level playing field' If your conference's rules are more stringent, then it is you that needs to fall in line, not everyone else. Maybe even step down to D3 so you don't have to worry about these things at all.

Comment 22 May 2015

As a fellow Marionaire (MCH '81) it saddens me to read the first sentence of the Skully. But you're right, the scourge is everywhere.

Love the Mike Tyson quote: Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.

Such a good description of what sports represents...

Thanks, DJ!