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Burritos Noches

Columbus, Ohio (via Columbus, Ohio)

Member since 20 June 2014 | Blog

Born, raised, educated, wed, and will probably die in Old Columbus Town.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Evan Turner buzzer beater against TSUN in the 2010 Big Ten Tourney
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Tie: Dustin Fox and Nate Ebner
  • NFL TEAM: Ohio Supporter
  • NHL TEAM: Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Columbus Crew

Recent Activity

Comment 22 Oct 2015

I'm not trying to get shivved over my mediocre son's flag football league.

Do you have a mediocre son or is your son in a mediocre flag football league? I assume you too are against participation trophies.

Comment 09 Oct 2015

Is a 59-0 taxing of Wisconsin and winning the first-ever College Football playoff worth that extra $3,560,000 to Ohio State? If I asked Gene Smith that very question, you could hear his laughter from the banks of Lake Erie.

Bank. Period.

Comment 08 Sep 2015

Regarding the D-Line, I think when Bosa comes back he'll demand so much attention that the interior lineman will begin to shine similar to last year. VaTech is still a team that prides themselves on up the gut running (see their recruitment and heavy use of the almost extinct fullback), looked like the D-tackles had three hands blocking them on a lot of plays last night.

Comment 01 Jul 2015

Both lost some credibility to me. Two big personalities in the room who don't like to be told what to do. Colin needs to settle down and Harbaugh REALLY needs to learn to play the game.

I feel like Harbaugh is a grab bag of emotions; one day he's motivated, the next he's insane, and the next he's passive aggressive. Not really the face you want of a program, but if he wins all will be forgiven. 

Comment 27 May 2015

Chickenshit Saturday is indefensible, and there isn't a wanking motion theatrical enough to accommodate the circular logic of the conference strength argument because you can always schedule Samford in September. The best football player in Charleston Southern football history isn't even good enough to get unexpectedly cut by Nick Saban in August to make room for a new recruit.

That paragraph is golden.

Comment 18 May 2015

Because that's what I give to the emerald ash borer, which is a dumb bug who should feel ashamed.

Tell me that pun was intended.

Comment 21 Apr 2015

The correct response to Cooper, Bama, Wisco, or anyone else is, "Wow, aren't these rings shiny?" 

Comment 17 Apr 2015

Thanks for the catch. It would be damn near impossible, and the money is too big for anyone to budge, but it's therapeutic for me to have these convos every now and then. I think another bonus would be Cinci could finally jump in the pool with the big boys, get slapped around, and finally shut up.

Comment 27 Mar 2015

Buckeye Defense, please don't miss the opportunity to recognize the pistol team as "Silver Bullets". It's too perfect.

Comment 27 Feb 2015

I'm notorious for the impatient trigger finger.

Comment 27 Feb 2015

S/O to Oyster and his ability to comment 12 times on this SS before 730.