I have GOT to get (but cannot find) this t-shirt Cardale was wearing on Saturday's Skully:
I think this sums up everything about scUM perfectly:
I would embed that clip if I could.
I feel the like we're the dog, but I think Wisky is wearing milkbone underwear.
You need to tap the illicit keg of FourLoko! (DJ - what happened? Something needs to be tapped!) Enter readers' crude comments (that's what she said, etc...) in 3,2,1 ....
On last week's college roundup show, they were arguing if Ohio State should be in if they win tonight. Of course Lou said yes, and May said no. They went on arguing for a bit, and then Lou said "Mark, I know you're lyin' cause your lips are movin'. Don't go away mad, just go away.... and STAY AWAY !!" It was absolutely hilarious. May was stunned, had nothing to say, and walked off.
Sure has. All the teachers are having sex with the students.
Unfortunately, I was at that effing game. A disaster from the get-go. They ran the ball just about every single time, and Clay kicked our ass. I think James White did some damage too. We knew what was coming, yet could not stop it. I fear that may happen again this year. Our linebackers and safeties need to beat the shit out of Gordon for the first few series to set the tone. Iowa was absolutely blowing Gordon up on their tackles. They lost, but that's the game plan we need.
Ask Tiger Woods if he wants to go. Maybe he can bang another skanky waitress.
Here is the design of the new addition to the big outhouse up north. It represents their program and their fans perfectly. I think the architect will win many awards.
Class of 2018 ?!?!
Edit: Beat me to it 18!
So tragic. No words to be said right now. Heartfelt prayers to his family.
Warren G Harding would not be pleased.
I have a feeling Stoops is going to do just fine. He definitely has the team heading in the right direction. He was the first UK coach smart enough to start recruiting the area. I think he will remain a threat with recruiting as long as he's there. Even though Harris is from Kentucky, if it wasn't for Stoops, he would've committed to us long ago. Landing the #1 position player is huge, no matter what school you coach. Now it seems we are on the outside looking in with him.
I hope they lose despite the distraction.
Holy crap, you're right.
I ain't got time to bleed.
How sure are we that Diggs even hit him in the face? You can do a lot of shit with CGI these days and I wouldn't put it past ESPN to doctor this footage.
I think this one is pretty solid as well.