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One day I changed my icon, and the entire internet almost collapsed in on itself and destroyed the known universe. Good news is that we're all still here and can laugh about it. Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!


  • SPORTS MOMENT: My friends and I getting our picture taken with Brutus Buckeye on the field after beating Michigan 14-9 in 2002 to finish 13-0 with the scoreboard in the background.
  • NFL TEAM: Trying to give up the NFL. Entering a 12-step pro
  • NHL TEAM: ?
  • NBA TEAM: ?
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: No. Just...no.

Recent Activity

Comment 19 Apr 2015

So you think the Big Ten and Ohio State, who just whooped your ass in the playoff, is part of Nick Saban's farm system?  How Bammer of you!

Comment 18 Apr 2015

But she's not suing Florida State, she's suing Jameis Winston.  I'm not saying Florida State isn't worth prosecuting over a massive coverup and obstruction of justice, along with the Tallahassee PD, but why would Title IX lawyers be involved?  Is that the next step or something?

Comment 17 Apr 2015

That's a killer picture of stopgirl.  Nice find.

Comment 17 Apr 2015

LOL, someone makes fun of your fake internet girlfriend on the internet, and you take it personally.  That is some classic OSU07ASU10 right there!

I didn't know you didn't like to be called son, son.  Why did you call me Dad?  From now on, you must call me Father when you address me, or I am going to ground you by forcing you look at chicks who are at least a 6 out of 10.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

She is chew-your-arm-off ugly.

Sorry, but not sorry, son.  If you're into "amateur" girls that look like a pre-3rd Rock Joseph Gordon Levitt, there might be websites for you somewhere in a dark corner of the internet.

Comment 16 Apr 2015

Alright, now that we have confirmation that stop girl is, in fact, not as hot as everyone likes to think she is, can we stop posting stopgirl?

Comment 15 Apr 2015

Yeah, they were pretty divisive.  Half the fans hated them with a passion.  Half the fans liked them so much they thought they should be the every-days (I was in that camp).  I'll be a little bummed if they ditch them, but if they re-adopt the gray sleeves on the homes, I'll consider it an acceptable trade-off.

Comment 15 Apr 2015

I mean, don't get me wrong, it's incredible to watch a man of that size hurdle other men.  But I feel like Lou Brown afterwards:


Comment 15 Apr 2015

Based on his body of work, Urban Meyer does not order his QBs to slide.  It is a big reason why his QBs seem to get injured, but it's part of his offense for the QB to take, and deliver, a lot of hits.

So, when you're 6'5'' and 250 pounds, there aren't a lot of defensive backs that you can't absolutely demolish.  So, he knows when he has a size advantage.  I think when he tries to leap over players is when he's being a little more on the reckless side.  That's f'ing dangerous.

Comment 15 Apr 2015

Thanks to the College Football Playoff, bowl games paid more than a half billion dollars to conferences and schools last season, the largest payout ever and an increase of almost $200 million from the final season of the Bowl Championship Series.

How much less would this have been had Baylor or TCU been in the playoff?

Comment 14 Apr 2015

Remember when the Super Bowl was in Detroit a few years ago, and they were really worried about the influx of STDs from people going over to Windsor for hookers?  Yeah, thanks Detroit!  You rule!  You definitely have a lot of redeeming qualities over Cincinnati, like all of your buildings falling down and your city being bankrupt.  We don't have any of that yet, unfortunately.  At least you have that statue of RoboCop…I guess…the hero of a post-apocalyptic Detroit that, if it were filmed today, wouldn't need any special effects or a production designer.

Comment 14 Apr 2015

Remember 2 years ago when the Reds had the best bullpen in baseball?  How quickly people forget and are ready to give up on the season.

You know who's in 3rd place and is not panicking?  Cardinals fans.  Hell, they could be in last place right now, and they'd be all, "season doesn't start until August."  Not us Reds fans.  We're over 0.500 with 4% of the games played, but the Titanic is sinking!  Everyone FREAK OUT!!!  Fire Price!  Send Votto to Cuba!  Blow it all up now!

Start acting like you've watched baseball before, guys.

Comment 14 Apr 2015

lol, the most-upvoted comments here are straight poop bombs on Cincinnati and its people.  Don't freakin tell me that no one shits on it.  DJ shits on it at least once per week...and then the floodgates seem to open.  Go read Johnny's latest blog about little brothers.  It was basically a thinly veiled ruse to open a trash fest on Cincinnati.  TROLL behavior.  It's really the only troll behavior that's tolerated here on 11W.

Comment 14 Apr 2015

Personally I think Cleveland is 10x the city in most ways, and it's showing with recent events.

Like finding a dozen dead bodies under someone's porch?  What about that guy who imprisoned and raped 3 women for 20 years in his house?  Cops shooting little kids?  A mom dropping her kid into the cheetah exhibit at the Cleveland Zoo?  Those recent events?  Any time there is a bizarre story that makes national news, it always seems to be Cleveland.

If anything, recent events show that Cleveland is becoming the Florida of Ohio.

And that's not even insulting the people from Cleveland.  Everyone I've met from Cleveland I've found to be really nice.  Hell, my dad's from Cleveland.  I don't know where people like you come from, but you're the one generally insulting the PEOPLE of a city.  My original post is what it would sound like if we acted like you.

Comment 14 Apr 2015

People from Cincinnati, much like yourself, are inexplicably arrogant about not only living in Cincinnati.

I'm not arrogant.  My original post was mocking people like you, who do nothing but shit on people from Cincinnati.  The difference is that I was being sarcastic, but you're being genuine.

Comment 14 Apr 2015

Yeah, I've heard some people, including pros, don't like the hit-and-pray type of golf that you get at Augusta National (aiming at a tree branch to a blind landing spot 3 square feet in size...if you miss, you're boned), or how it in no way resembles the type of golf that McKenzie or Jones intended to be played there (the ground game is virtually gone).  But, I've been there for some of the practice rounds, and I'll be damned if it isn't the most elaborately manicured and landscaped golf course in the world.  It's just gorgeous.  And the greens are hilariously difficult.  It doesn't come off on TV very well just how many different levels there are.