Your cat "Finebaum" say's "Not so fast, peasant."
"... and I'm waitin' for the moment of truth!"
"I'm on the Edge of Season..."
I hope JK Scott gets the chance to punt 21 times against us at the end of this year.
S O M A N Y C H O I C E S!
FYI... Ohio State is now #8 on the 24/7 2018 Football Recruiting Composite Team Rankings page with 2 players committed and a average of 97.28! I was already giddy with the success OSU was having this year, I'm not sure my heart could take 2 years in a row. Awww, who am I kidding, hell yes I could take it and if I can't, well I die a happy man.
Welcome to the center of the College Football Universe, kid. Enjoy the ride. I promise it will be exhilarating!
...until nurses are feeding videos to me Clockwork Orange-style in an effort to save my miserable life when I'm 32 and on my death bed.
Soon, my brothers. Soon...
Only as long as the offseason.
Oh no, my wife is beautiful... which means she could have never even been admitted to *ichigan. Her cousins who went there are nice looking, but they only went there for Graduate school. Undergrads have a prerequisite that they either never shower or look like an in-breeding experiment gone horribly wrong.
I am related - by marriage - to Tony Boles, who did a lot (108 yds rushing) one year to help *ichigan beat my beloved Buckeyes (along with Kolesar and Hoard). I found this out before we were married... and I married her anyway. And most of her family are *ichigan fans. Not Sparty, which I could - grudgingly - live with. No. It had to be the Corn and Blow. Oh well. Its been a lot of fun hearing the silence from that camp the past 10 years.
And try not to play with your Nittany Lion too much. ;-)
Be sure to flush twice... it's a long way to Ann Arbor.