My Mom's favorite saying to me growing up. "Don't let your alligator mouth overload your hummingbird ass!" & "Cant never did a damn thing" Unmerciful, evil woman that i thank everyday for my unwillingness to deal with bullshit.
My Grandfathers favorite saying to me. "How in the hell did you break it again? I swear, you could break an anvil!" Usually had many more expletives included but i think you understand.
I was born at night, but not last night,
Thats why it is called work!
Curiosity killed the cat.............but satisfaction brought him back! 8 times
There are two things that aren't happening today, you whipping my ass is both of them!
Its not what you know that makes you dangerous, its the shit you think you do that you don't!
If you think everyone around you is bat sh*t crazy, it's time to look in the mirror.
Everyday is a holiday, every meal is a feast, every payday is a fortune.
Practice doesn't make perfect, practicing until the point of perfection does.
You have no chance of succeeding in the things you fail to attempt.
I didnt come to take part, i came to take over!