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The Braden

Somewhere in the south...

Member since 21 November 2011 | Blog

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Voting Record: 2996 / 19

Giddy-up, y'alls.

Favorites

  • SPORTS MOMENT: Buckeyes over Michigan, always;

    Buckeyes National championship, 2002;

    Red Sox ALCS victory (4-3), 2004; 2007, 2013

    Red Sox World Series, 2004;

    Bruins Stanley Cup Champions, 2011;

    Greg Lemond's 1989 Tour de France win.

    Phil at Augusta in 2004.
  • COLLEGE FOOTBALL PLAYER: Richard McNutt, Joe Germaine, Joe Staysniak
  • NFL TEAM: Seattle Superchronics
  • NHL TEAM: Bruins
  • MLB TEAM: Red Sox

Recent Activity

Comment 21 May 2015

Nah, that's okay.  Me holding him down while you throat punch him.... Definitely not okay.  

Comment 21 May 2015

Bollman?

Comment 21 May 2015

And I got 11 UV in the process!!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Comment 21 May 2015

A Honeymoon Guide.  For Beginners.

Make love.  Sex.  Sex.  Sex.   Sex.   Sex.   Order room service.   Sex.   Sex   Sex.   Sex.    Sex.   Sleep.  Sex.   Sex.   Get dressed up for romantic dinner at local restaurant nearby recommended by taxi driver, bail at the last minute to stay in room and have sex.   Sex.  Sex.   Order in shitty Hawaiian pizza.   Sex   Sex.   Attempt to have sex on the beach, and bail a the last minute when family of five from Iowa with youngsters takes early night walk on beach.   Sex.  Sex.   Go home.

Comment 21 May 2015

A Honeymoon Guide.  For Beginners.

Make love.  Sex.  Sex.  Sex.   Sex.   Sex.   Order room service.   Sex.   Sex   Sex.   Sex.    Sex.   Sleep.  Sex.   Sex.   Get dressed up for romantic dinner at local restaurant nearby recommended by taxi driver, bail at the last minute to stay in room and have sex.   Sex.  Sex.   Order in shitty Hawaiian pizza.   Sex   Sex.   Attempt to have sex on the beach, and bail a the last minute when family of five from Iowa with youngsters takes early night walk on beach.   Sex.  Sex.   Go home.

Comment 19 May 2015

For just one set of downs (probably just a first down since the result would be six points) I'd like to see a triple flea flicker with Brax, JT, and Dolo.

Or, y'know, run that play fairly often and have "Sweet Georgia Brown" playing over the PA...

Comment 18 May 2015

Walk into Ann Arbor undefeated and walk out after administering a serious beat down on those bastards, and then we can talk about the post-season.  Yes, going to wire-to-wire would be awesome, but when everyone else has your number, you have to focus on the manageable tasks at hand.  MSU is the biggest game of the year.  Handle you business, bitch-slap Hairball and Kalis, and then think about the current intangibles.  

Stay focused.

Fuck Michigan.

Comment 18 May 2015

Ken-Taco-Hut

Insomnia (I briefly worked there)

700 High.  No, not a restaurant, but the best club for techno/trance/jungle back in the early 90's.  

Larry's Bar, Grille, and Seminar.  If you don't know, then you don't know. 

Comment 14 May 2015
The Alabama matryoshka set is supposed to only have 14 pieces, but when you open all of them up you actually get 89.
Comment 05 May 2015

Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.  Please no gray box.