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Bourbon Meyer

from Dayton Ohio

Member since 18 August 2013 | Blog

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Voting Record: 547 / 105

I'm a Buckeye married to a Wolverine and living in Spartanland. Please someone help before I kill again.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Donnie Nickey knocking down the final pass on the final play of the 2003 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Lawrence Funderburke
  • NFL TEAM: Dallas Cowboys
  • NHL TEAM: Detroit Red Wings
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Manchester United

Recent Activity

Comment 05 Mar 2015
Do any old timers remember Quisp and Quake. Quisp was a cereal that tasted like Capn'Crunch only shaped like flying saucers and it had a cute little cartoon spaceman on the box. Quake was more oats, shaped like wheels and it had a space macho cowboy on the box?
Comment 22 Feb 2015

War of the Worlds (2005) was slightly better than War of the Worlds (1955) special effects wise, but Gene Barry was better than Tom Cruise, so I guess it's a wash.

Comment 22 Feb 2015
Okay, it's time for the Basketbuck nerds to get real.The best place for our talentless seniors and timid underclassmen (sans Russell who will be gone) is the NIT. We'll be competing with other teams with no post presence and limited three point ability. The Craft, Sully, Conley, and Turner days are over. Step away from the laptop, come up from the basement and smell the dinner Mom's has prepared for you.
Comment 17 Feb 2015

Ahh Dayton, my hometown.

The Aforementioned Double Strip-Loin Steak from the Pine Club on Brown St.

A Extra Large Deluxe Cassano's Pizza with extra cheese.

A plate of Buffalo Shrimp from The Barnsider on North Main

A 5-Way Chili spaghetti and three cheese coneys with mustard and onion from Skyline.

A Shield's Burger from Shield's Barbeque on Germantown St.

Huge steamed Lobster from Jay's Seafood in the Oregon District with a side of the pumpkin squash (nutmeg heaven).

A box of hot chicken wings from Ponderosa

Two blue king size bags of Mikesell's GROOVY potato chips

five grilled Queen City sausage milk bratwursts

A keg of Little Kings Cream Ale to wash it down

Then a midnight swim in the Great Miami River.

Comment 17 Feb 2015

"he may soon have the body to match that arm"  Maybe I can watch his growth spurts through an internet cam or Twitter feed.


Also, Darron is rumored to own a maize and blue t-shirt.  Rivals will be closely monitoring his dresser drawers and dirty clothes hamper.

For now crystal ball remains at Michigan.

Comment 15 Feb 2015

There was this movie The Princess Diaries where an ugly duckling prep school kid becomes a princess. I was diggin' on her through the whole movie, but when she became the princess, couldn't take the eyes off. Felt guilty 'cause this was a "Disney" film.

Comment 15 Feb 2015

SNL All-Time Cast :  John Belshi, Bill Murray, Eddie Murphy, Kristen Wiig, Will Ferrell, Amy Poehler, Chris Farley,

Keenan Thompson, Dana Carvey, Molly Shannon.  All-time Weekend Update anchor: Seth Meyers.

All-Time host : Alec "Schwety Balls" Baldwin.

Comment 14 Feb 2015

Loving definitely needs to show up today after that absence. I was glad to hear he was still practicing with the team while he was gone.

A win in the Breslin Center: Priceless.

Comment 12 Feb 2015
Didn't John Mayer use the N word? That didn't seem to follow him around much now did it.
Comment 10 Feb 2015

Finally a positive comment on the school he signed with. That's all the "insight" we needed. Welcome Mike.

Comment 09 Feb 2015

I have to agree with Bassdropper that this is a "bitch" move. He's obviously trying to stir the shit by wearing this shirt NOW.  Every little bit of communication he's granted us since he signed has been negative towards OSU. He complained about the Drayton hire giving the impression he was mislead. His fear about signing with the Buckeyes was getting a job in Detroit with an OSU degree??? Do I have to be Seth Meyers and say REALLY? REALLY??!!! He outted Zeke by revealing he said he was leaving in year, just to get our Buckeye blood pressures up. Yer know, the kid just needs to have the NLI rippped up and go the hell up north. He's got Washtenaw County Weasel written all over him.

Comment 01 Feb 2015

They would have had to stuff him four times to win the Super Bowl (The Pats). That would not have happened. Not with Marshawn Lynch. That was THE worst call in the history of the Super Bowl, maybe in the NFL. Who ever made the call should be burned at the stake then hung from the Space Needle.