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Bourbon Meyer

from Dayton Ohio

Member since 18 August 2013 | Blog

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I'm a Buckeye married to a Wolverine and living in Spartanland. Please someone help before I kill again.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Donnie Nickey knocking down the final pass on the final play of the 2003 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Lawrence Funderburke
  • NFL TEAM: Dallas Cowboys
  • NHL TEAM: Detroit Red Wings
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cincinnati Reds
  • SOCCER TEAM: Manchester United

Recent Activity

Comment 25 Jan 2015

He's posting a forum topic. It's free, but it's still prime time. I've decided. I'm not giving it much weight. Have a good day.

Comment 25 Jan 2015

I didn't see Buck-I-Guy at NC game, but I did see a quick shot of about 10 frat type guys clowning for the camera with huge red foam cowboy hats on. Are they douchebags as well?

Comment 25 Jan 2015

If you were watching the "super fans" more than the game that's YOUR fault. Also, why was Neutron Man a better fan than Buck-I-Guy or Big Nut? Was it because he had four chins as opposed to three?

Comment 25 Jan 2015

The Battle of the Five Troll Armies is still being waged, although there was a brief pause as they all needed to change their tampons.

Anyway, MMan is cool by me. He plays the role of the mangy, ill-tempered wolverine that wandered into an unlocked Ohio State toolshed. He's trapped and when the words "Undisputed National Champs" appear his fur stands on edge and he gnashes his teeth. I like it. I would rather have a REAL MIchigan fan on here with a big, Hoke-sized appetite for his opinions than some Walmart scUMer trying to condescend us. 

Comment 24 Jan 2015

Reasonably close doesn't cut it. We need a "tight" relationship if we are to believe the rumors that have spewed forth. Why would an assistant coach let someone who is "reasonably" close to them watch secret practices? Also when you "do" dinners are you cooking them together, serving them, eating them? Just vetting the sources.

Comment 24 Jan 2015

HA HA HA!  Pouring me a glass of Pappy Van Winkle and settling in for what SHOULD be a very entertaining thread.

Comment 23 Jan 2015
This topic is right down my alley. Never heard of the Cask Strength. Is it a smoky flavor or a sweet bourbon. Love 'em both, but I prefer smoky.
Comment 14 Jan 2015
I tried to get through that, but truthfully, it was boring. The screens with the action are small, and the camera angles are most concerned with getting shots of the coaches roundtable reacting to the action than letting you see the action. Spellman was there, and that was a +, but his voice is laid back and unassuming. The commentary from Dan Mullen and Pat Narduzzi was monotone, low and dull (where was Dantonio as promised?). I fell asleep. If you want to be a coach in college or the NFL someday,watch it. If you want the jubilation and euphoria of the Buckeye's second national championship this millienium : skip it.
Comment 14 Jan 2015
It would be nice if we didn't see negative posts like "Cardale grow the fuck up" from trolls like Faded Trey the morning after a REAL MAN named Cardale won us a National Championship! Also, the post stayed up the whole day possibly meaning someone on staff agreed with that sentiment? Did we say "Craig grow the fuck up" after he won us the NC in 2002? I know this is negative but that post really put a damper on the celebration (for me), and I'm a journalist for a living so I ask questions.
Comment 13 Jan 2015

I saw him this morning sitting on Faded Trey's ugly face. Faded Jerk.

Comment 13 Jan 2015

I would actually pay to see Mark May, Buck-I-Guy, President Drake and Gene Smith beat the shit out of you!