Watching Keith Byars run for touchdown after losing shoe against Illinois...
- College Football Player: Chris Gamble, Art Schlichter and Chris Spielman
- College Basketball Player: Don't care for basketball
- NFL Team: Cowboys
- NHL Team: Team USA in 1980...The Soviets were pro and we beat their ass
- NBA Team: Divas
- MLB Team: Reds
- Soccer Team: What am I, European?