If I were the #1 recruit in the nation and from Ohio
Unofficial my junior year to OSU and silent commit to Urban and only him and tell him to please keep it silent. Only my parents and him would know and I would play it off to everyone, even closest friends who are die-hard OSU fans that I am not interested. I would then tell all reporters that something felt wrong on the visit and I would not be considering them. All the creeps on every recruiting site for OSU would be up in flames saying how bad I suck blah blah, and I would laugh at them knowing how bad I am trolling them (the twitter comments would be great as well). I would then visit Michigan and a couple of other B1G schools a couple times, get my paychecks from the SEC schools. After a couple of visits to Michigan I would tell reporters I almost committed. Before my officials I would say this is my top five in order, and my five officials.
Then after the visits, I would still say Michigan leads, and wait for my in-home visits with the coaches. The Under-Armour game is where I would decide, and have hats on the tables. As it is time for me to decide I would thank Jabrill Peppers for helping me through the process, and when asked what was my favorite thing during the whole process I would say a bar-B-Que I went to on a visit. Then I would get ready to choose and say one second please, walk behind the curtain and grab a bag then walk back to the table flip it over and pull out an OSU hat and wear it damn proud. I would flip off everyone there and yell F%^& You SEC and you to ESPN, and would then tell Michigan to start lubing themselves for November. Then say that Brady Hoke offered me $50,000 dollars and would que the fireworks to start shooting off in the stadium I secretly set up. Would then leave the stadium during the game and go immediately to these boards to see everyones reaction.
Edit: I would also spend the $50,000 dollars Hoke gave me on tissues to be sent to Ann Arbor so everyone can have something to wipe their tears with.