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Toronto, Ontario (via Grove City, Ohio)

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I am a devote Pastafarian and a member of The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster! I have been touched by his Noodly Appendages!!!


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Sitting in the stands at the Fiesta Bowl Game watching Ohio State dominate the U to win the National Championship!!!
  • NFL TEAM: Chargers
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Recent Activity

Comment 14 Sep 2014

You probably have one more chance Noah to redeem yourself - now get your shit together and make it happen!!!  You have special talents and an opportunity to make something great of yourself.  You have the entire Buckeye Nation behind you so it won't be hard at all if you want it!  Now get your mind right, get away from the losers you're hanging with, and get it done!!! 

Comment 12 Sep 2014

What the FUCK Noah!?!?!  You've been given massive talent and opportunities and you're completely screwing them up!  MAN UP and stop!  It isn't hard if you want it now pull your head out of your ass, straighten up, and reach your potential!

Machine Gun Mo needs to get a hold this dude and let him know what life will be over the next several years if he continues down this path!

Comment 07 Sep 2014

Seriously - the Buckeyes do not belong in the top 25 after that debacle last night.  They were a complete disaster in all facets of the game except for defensive line

Comment 07 Sep 2014

I cannot remember the last time I was this embarrassed to be a Buckeye fan... what a complete and utter dumpster fire!  On the bright side - the expectations for this season have been lowered so low that I can only hope we can muster up the testicular fortitude to at least be a .500 team this year.  Fucking pathetic performance on every single facet of the game except the defensive line play.  Every other position was a complete disaster and I can only hope we don't lose in humiliating fashion to Kent State next week.

Comment 01 Sep 2014

Our offensive line was, well, offensive during the 1st half.  I saw countless times where a double teamed defensive player from Navy just pushed through it and made a play... that should really not be happening!  Chalk it up to the 1st game and 4 new lineman trying to get their sheet together..  I'm guessing the cure comes somewhere in between game experience, coaching, and some ass kicking practices

Comment 31 Aug 2014

I was hoping JT wouldn't show up and play like a freshman who hadn't played in 2 years but in the end, he is a freshman that hasn't played in 2 years!  But he did what he was supposed to and improved as the game went on.

Comment 20 Aug 2014

I think he got the best practice since he has been there because the team is fucking furious that they're already being pronouced dead for this season already!  THIS is the type of fire that will burn red hot all season long because the coaches and the media will keep bringing it up.  THIS is the type of event that allowed Urban to field a team of old lady punching, puppy kicking, lollipop stealing angry pissed of Gators and unleash them on our Buckeyes!  I am saddened to lose Braxton this year but I am elated that the team has responded with this venom and determination to prove the world wrong!  I'm actually starting to feel sorry for Navy and Virginia Tech at this point in time!

Comment 20 Aug 2014

Urban was awesome on Mike and Mike - especially with Chris Carter filling in for Golic!  There is no 'woe is me' coming out of Ohio State - in fact it is just the opposite!  I think Urban loves the media/Vegas downgrade of the Buckeyes and writing them off for the season already!  THAT is a massive chip on their shoulders for which Urban and staff will use on an hourly basis to get these guys ready to punch their own mothers!!!

Comment 19 Aug 2014

Awesome!  He will have a year to study the game and enter the mind of Urban and Tom Hermann! This will only make him stronger!  Awesome news for the Buckeye Nation!  Now, let's all get pissed off for being dissed by Vegas and every sportswriter and whoop some ass in 2104!!!

Comment 19 Aug 2014

I know this will shock nobody but I floated over to both MGoBlog and Blackshoediaries to see what was being said... the PSU fans are complete fucktards and by far win the award for being complete dicks.  MGoBlog site was actually quite surprising!  I expected a close race to the bottom between the two fanbases but I have to hand it to TTUN fans on that site - they completely caught me off guard with their comments!

Comment 19 Aug 2014

After kicking the dog, flushing the fish, shooting the bird, and punching a little old lady walking by my office - I still feel like a used box of <fill in a gross item here>.

Having said that - nobody had a clue what Kenny Guiton would do when Braxton went down last year - so I will be the glass overflowing guy here and say that this team is loaded with studs and we have one of the best coaching staffs on the sidelines.  JT has had a year in the system and took a ton of snaps all spring long.  There is no way we can replace Braxton but that is not to say that JT doesn't excel in other parts of his game that we cannot take advantage of.  The main part is to have a great offensive strategy to take advantage of the team we are facing.  Since we have Tom H and Urban Meyer in charge of that, I feel very confident that will not be the issue.  JT will just need to play smart and get the ball in the hands of his pethora of stars he has lining up with him.

I think we will be just fine!

Comment 15 Aug 2014

I love Urbz!!!  A great offense helps the defense  - so to stop Flounder from continuously making raids in Ohio, Urban launches an all out assault up north right smack dab in the middle of their heart, soul, and recruit pipeline!  Now THAT is how you do it!!! 

It appears that Cass Tech pipeline to TTUN has a few leaks in it and the holes may be getting bigger!  Flounder better up his game or throw way more BBQs!