Eat a bag of dicks Fat Urkel... eat a bag of dicks!
It's not like The Game is awesome enough on its own - I cannot WAIT to see how many Booger Jim signs are going to be on display during Game Day and in the stadium... going to be hilarious!!!
Booger Jim is about as bizarre as it gets and is a reminder how awesome it is to have Urban F@#$ing Meyer as our coach!!!
I'm guessing the hoards of Buckeye fans chanting O H I O in their stadium left a mark on him as well!
I was wondering that as well.. although Booger Jim is such a raging hemorroid, he'd never share his boogs with anybody
I'm guessing that ass whooping did not help Oklahoma's chances for some of these kids! It HAD to be impressive for these recruits to see the massive hoard of Buckeye fans in the stadium and how much Ohio State dominated the game throughout!!! Just can't wipe the smile off my face!!! We are in the presence of probably one of the most dominate runs in Ohio State history - and that is saying something!
So happy to see Noah Brown being able to make his statement to the world (and NFL scouts) last night! Last year's season was just heartbreaking and it is awesome to see him shine!
His Twitter account got lit up big time yesterday! I was laughing my ass off reading through them... I'm guessing he has learned a very valuable lesson!
Spectacular is the only word that comes to mind
Just. Plain. Fucking. Awesome. GREAT victory tonight Buckeyes...
I was in Dallas for the game and it was overwhelmingly Ohio State - we completely took over the place
I spent many hours sitting in that wretched stadium over my lifetime... the whole city smells like a month's worth of port-a-potty waste!
Living in Vancouver right now and it is only 6:30am - I'm thinking about a little Baileys and coffee... is that a bad thing D.J.?
I would love to have been near Stoops when he heard this... not a happy camper! As somebody posted in the other thread - perhaps Bob will start him and let him run a couple of naked bootlegs to give him the proper perspective!
Big Game Bob is not going to be happy! I'm wondering what he broke when he first heard this!
Great great great article! We are so fortunate to have him as our head coach along with his newly found zen! A healthy and happy Urban means great things for the Buckeye Nation and his tenure because if he's truly happy, there is NO reason for him to move anywhere else! He is exactly where he wants to be and where he needs to be.
Interesting question on how long Schiano will stay! His stock is no doubt rising and will probably continue to ascend throughout the season if they play at this current level. My completely unprofessional, un-knowledgeable assessment - if a dream job comes along, he'll say adios - if nothing big comes along, he will ride the Buckeye Train for another year! He is obviously having a blast in his current position and enjoying not being the head coach. He's getting a big salary, has elite athletes to coach, and is doing what he loves! That may also be a huge factor in him staying around for a few years. Again, that is just my opinion - I could be wrong!
I love the fact that Peppers is getting all pissed off and annoyed at Buckeye fans... thin skinned I see. It is hilarious to me that the only thing he really seems to be a leader at is passing STDs - #JabrillinCrabs
Nothing like seeing a Fat Urkel before the first cup of coffee
Thank you Bob Stoops for bringing in one of our future players to watch Ohio State kick Boomer's ass right in front of the home crowd. MAN how great of a recruiting moment would that be!
The Millersport Sweet Corn Festival was the best when I lived in Ohio! Mmmmm buckets of melted butter soaked ears of corn and copious amounts of cold cold beer!
As for the Buck I Guy - I only go on what I know. I had a chance to hang out with him in Dallas during the glorious CFB Championship game and he was a ton of fun. He always had a smile on his face, took an endless amount of pics without asking for a thing, and spread a ton of positive Buckeye vibes the entire time! I get what others have said about him but during my hour or so hanging out with him - I had a blast and like the guy!
Love this young man and hope he stays healthy and is able to light it up big time on the field!
Only if they take 'number of women he infected with an STD' will he win
There was something awesome about getting a ditto machine handout - especially just after it was made... the purple ink and the smell of it was a constant in my younger school days!
That is just plain outstanding!!! I am elated to see him playing - even though it is for the Browns!!!