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Alice in Aggieland

Columbus, OH

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Proud fourth-generation Ohio State graduate and current Buckeye prof. Survived the Johnny Football era at Texas A&M.


  • SPORTS MOMENT: Devin Barclay's field goal that clinched Ohio State's Rose Bowl berth in my final home game as an Ohio State student. There were tears involved.
  • COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER: Whoever replaces Amir Williams
  • NFL TEAM: Cleveland Browns
  • NHL TEAM: Columbus Blue Jackets
  • NBA TEAM: Cleveland Cavaliers
  • MLB TEAM: Cleveland Indians
  • SOCCER TEAM: I don't believe in soccer.

Recent Activity

Comment 17 Sep 2014

You...are not wrong. 

Though, to be fair, A&M's fanbase is more along the lines of "we are a RICH STORIED PROGRAM FULL OF HISTORY AND PRIDE while barely staying afloat in a good-to-middling conference" delusional, while PSU fans deify the enabler of a serial child predator. That's a whole 'nother level of creepy.

Comment 11 Sep 2014

In England they sell hard cider in 2-liter bottles. Ever played cricket while carrying a 2-liter of alcoholic beverage? You have not lived.

Hard cider is a pretty good mixer. Big fan of cider and black (Strongbow or Magner's with blackcurrant cordial, which I still haven't found Stateside after six years). Snakebite (cider and beer) will get you hammered in one pint. Bars in England won't sell it (makes the locals too rowdy), so you have to order two drinks and mix them yourself.

Or so I've been told.

Comment 15 Aug 2014

Yeah, after seeing the rest of the collection, I wish even more that the OSU athletic logo consisted of the simple Block O without the wordmark. (Confession: I hate that damn wordmark.) The buckeye leaves are cool, though.

Comment 18 Jun 2014

I think emphasizing the "The" in the name is obnoxious and a silly way to try and differentiate from other schools.

When I moved to College Station and, later, to Lincoln, I stopped adding the "The" because so many people would make preemptive cracks about it.

"I'm from Ohio." "Oh, did you go to THE Ohio State?" [Insert smug facial expression here.]

Also, I realized how douchey it sounds when you're the only one saying it.

Comment 18 Jun 2014

There is nothing worse than watching a noon game at the 'Shoe in September.

Even though it's elitist and ridiculous, I still get pissed off by bandwagon OSU fans who use first-person-plural pronouns when talking about Ohio State. And who somehow manage to get season tickets and/or prime tailgating space. I...just can't help how I feel.

We are, collectively, one of the rudest fanbases in the B1G. Nebraska's is the nicest (some of them actually apologized to me when Brasky beat OSU in basketball), and even UM's fans were super-polite at last year's game in AA. 

My older sister brought home a piece of turf from the 2003 Fiesta Bowl. We killed it by overwatering.

I took a certain amount of masochistic pleasure in Michigan State's B1G championship and Rose Bowl win. It's a bit of a relief to not have to carry the conference on our shoulders, right?

Also, I love Dino, and I kind of wish he were coaching the Buckeyes right now. ("Kind of" being the operative phrase.)

Comment 05 Jun 2014

After spending a year in Lincoln, Nebraska, I am absolutely not surprised that all it took for Husker fans to forgive Bo for his faux pas (paws?) was a Twitter account and a cat.

Seriously, most absurdly nice people ever.

Comment 04 Jun 2014

He mentioned how Michigan went 7-6 because of the coaching and the coaches lack of trust in the players. Michigan coaches would have you believe it is the players fault. He mention that OSU recruits the SAME TYPE OF TALENT that Michigan recruits and he won 24 straight games while Michigan goes 7-6. 

Ah, yes. Coming from ESPN or other media outlets, this is a fair assessment of the state of the Michigan football program. Coming from Urban, it's the slanderous defamation of a storied athletic tradition. 

Urban's shit-talking is funny 'cause it's true.

Comment 09 May 2014

If nothing else, the ownership is trying.  I guess they sold like 300 new season ticket packages immediately following the second pick.

The reactions of my friends in College Station ranged from "Oh, shit, we have to be Browns fans?!" to "I already ordered my Manziel jersey." Cleveland just managed to plant an orange flag in that very, very maroon town. Regardless of whether Manziel pans out at the next level, the next few seasons are going to be fun.

Comment 08 May 2014

Buffalo's pick at 9 and their first- and fourth-round picks in 2015.

And now we'll spend the whole season rooting for Buffalo to fail.

Comment 18 Feb 2014

Since Penn State, I think we've seen the NCAA take a hands-off approach to sexual assault cases (see: Notre Dame, FSU, TSUN). 

Honestly, what I find most disturbing about these cases is that the onus now seems to be on the victims to follow through on complaints. The moment rape survivors are labeled "noncompliant" their cases seem to be tossed by the wayside, even when there's a preponderance of physical evidence.

Comment 13 Jan 2014

Last year's basketball Buckeyes looked a lot like this in January, too: world beaters in OOC play, mortal in early B1G games. I think Matta likes to tinker with his rotations, and it's not until late in the conference schedule that his teams start to gel as a result. 

Comment 11 Dec 2013

I don't really see this as a good thing for OSU. It inevitably hurts the team's ability to recruit in Texas, while not much improving the team's ability to recruit in the South.

Saban landing at UT would be a great thing for Ohio State - and the rest of the AQ conferences - because it hurts AT LEAST top three SEC teams in pretty substantial ways. It hurts 'Bama for obvious reasons. It hurts Texas A&M and Sumlin's ability to gobble up all the quality players from Texas. It hurts LSU's regional recruiting.

I'll take a dented and damaged SEC in exchange for Saban's rebuilding project at Texas.

Comment 09 Dec 2013

My suggestion after the game was to fire the entire defensive staff and offer Dino head-coach money to come back and retool our defense.

Hey, it could happen.

Comment 08 Dec 2013

Seriously. All we needed to do was run Dave!

(Is there any way to denote partial sarcasm?)

Herman's play-calling was mind-boggling, but those pass interferences? Defensive players out of position? Consistently giving up 80 yards on TD drives with Conner Cook under center? That's inexcusable. 

Comment 11 Nov 2013

My favorite Izzo moment: I worked for the OSU yearbook my sophomore year, and as an editor I got to photograph a couple of varsity sporting events, including the Iowa football game and the MSU men's basketball game. I camped out in the corner next to the visitors' bench, and a couple minutes into the game, Izzo started laying into the ref, bitching about missed fouls and the like. The ref calmly checked his watch, looked up at the scoreboard, and said, "You made it a whole five minutes, coach," and walked away.

Comment 03 Nov 2013

I love how this offense has evolved over the year. We were complaining early in the season that Herman wasn't performing to his "offensive wizard" billing, but slowly but surely the playbook has opened up. First it was throwing the deep ball, then incorporating Dontre, then tossing screens, then letting The Handsome One loose, and now unleashing the tight ends.

I pity the teams we play from here on out. Including MSU.

Comment 02 Nov 2013

This is a really fantastic "problem" to have: Which of these two potential B1G Offensive Players of the Year is going to be better?

These dudes both have tremendous upside. That said, I think Urban's take on Dontre being a really fast freakshow holds true: He's got immense talent, but he's got to learn the fundamentals (like blocking. Jesus, that hit on Zeke was the only decent one Purdue laid on OSU all game). Zeke comes in and is steady, polished, and versatile: He runs! He catches! He tackles punt returners! He fakes handoffs so well the cameramen don't know what to do! He has the misfortune of being behind Carlos this season, but he's handled his PT like a man and really made waves when he's come in.