Unfortunately, I am not. I wish I could take the credit, but I'd be lying.
Soooo... I shouldn't have called into Finebaum?
And play 5 seasons? I wish, but no. You can only receive a medical redshirt if you have already used a regular redshirt or if you played in just a few games. Very rarely do you see a 6 year player (Tyler Moeller was the last I can remember).