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63tinman 12th Warrior


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Comment 02 Feb 2016

Yes there is. It's Bertus-Bertus, the former meaning pig, the latter meaning anus.

Comment 02 Feb 2016

Ah yes, the normal every day stupid. The struggle is real. Good on you sir, for that attitude. You'll make it just fine with your fairer half.

Comment 02 Feb 2016

One other hat from way earlier in the process was never given serious consideration. It was more of a bag than a hat, really. She really wanted in, but there just wasn't enough alcohol room.

Comment 02 Feb 2016

If I'm not careful, I'll name it after you. Oh wait... NVM. Sometimes I forget I'm free to throw caution to the wind. The only thing better than the recommended daily allowance of Vitamin P is knowing that the recommended daily allowance of Vitamin P will not affect the census.

Comment 02 Feb 2016

I understand. Little ones are well worth the extra groceries. I'd keep this one regardless her conditioning. She's a great catch for a s.o.b. like me. 

Comment 02 Feb 2016

It's customary to bulk up a frame after signing day. Especially if she enrolled early. Mine was already 29, but still had all her eligibility left. Since she arrived fully developed, I just made it policy to continue to "exercise" like we did in training camp. 

Comment 02 Feb 2016

Nice!

My parents married in 1950 and were just over 4 months shy of celebrating their 65th anniversary. Dad is now widowed and single. Look out ladies! He may be 85, but he's got the mind of a 3 year old. Be advised though, he's only marrying for money next time, and I have the Power of Attorney to make it happen.

Comment 02 Feb 2016

Thought the first one was the mythical perfect wife. I was convinced I had wrangled the elusive unicorn. Then ever so slowly, the second horn and pitch fork appeared.

Comment 02 Feb 2016

Been married for almost 30 years. This time 20 of them in a row!  When I want my ass kicked I ask her if this is going to be my 20 or 30 year anniversary?

Comment 31 Jan 2016

At least Bauserman kept the crowd involved during the game, no matter how far up in the stadium they were sitting.