Not that there's anything wrong with that.
52 years, 45 days, 7 hours and 12 minutes, give or take.
I figure it's better than, "her weight can only be estimated."
Yes there is. It's Bertus-Bertus, the former meaning pig, the latter meaning anus.
Ah yes, the normal every day stupid. The struggle is real. Good on you sir, for that attitude. You'll make it just fine with your fairer half.
I'm in the 419 as well. Where are you from?
One other hat from way earlier in the process was never given serious consideration. It was more of a bag than a hat, really. She really wanted in, but there just wasn't enough
If I'm not careful, I'll name it after you. Oh wait... NVM. Sometimes I forget I'm free to throw caution to the wind. The only thing better than the recommended daily allowance of Vitamin P is knowing that the recommended daily allowance of Vitamin P will not affect the census.
I understand. Little ones are well worth the extra groceries. I'd keep this one regardless her conditioning. She's a great catch for a s.o.b. like me.
It's customary to bulk up a frame after signing day. Especially if she enrolled early. Mine was already 29, but still had all her eligibility left. Since she arrived fully developed, I just made it policy to continue to "exercise" like we did in training camp.
You were on 11W at work?!!? Bold move.
Congrats to you! I hope to live long enough to see my 23rd, but should she see this post, it was a good run at 20.
My parents married in 1950 and were just over 4 months shy of celebrating their 65th anniversary. Dad is now widowed and single. Look out ladies! He may be 85, but he's got the mind of a 3 year old. Be advised though, he's only marrying for money next time, and I have the Power of Attorney to make it happen.
Thought the first one was the mythical perfect wife. I was convinced I had wrangled the elusive unicorn. Then ever so slowly, the second horn and pitch fork appeared.
And if it don't fit, don't force it. That applies both literally and figuratively.
I prefer tight end.
Platinum is very hard. So she can call it whatever she wants.
There's no need for a player to be named later.
Been married for almost 30 years. This time 20 of them in a row! When I want my ass kicked I ask her if this is going to be my 20 or 30 year anniversary?
I've been hacked, I swear.
At least Bauserman kept the crowd involved during the game, no matter how far up in the stadium they were sitting.
"Sorry for the rant..."