Offensive Lineman Brady Taylor Reminds Us Why the Oval is One of the World's Greatest Sanctuaries

By D.J. Byrnes on September 5, 2014 at 11:40 am
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Ohio State's grassy oval at the center of its campus — Oval Beach, as it's known in the King's English — is one of the greatest inventions in the history of civilization. This is a known fact; check your Encyclopedias if you must.

For the uninitiated, allow freshman offensive lineman Brady Taylor — a Columbus-area fella who was a last-minute flip from Virginia Tech — paint a picture of what can be seen during any routine stroll through paradise:

Kind of infuriating to think, it used to not be entirely-creepy for me to go toss the ol' pigskin around the Oval with my bros. I also used to think it was hard just showing up for a Biology 100 lecture. (Truly, the best and worst of times.)

While Ohio State continues its expansion, the Oval remains pristine. Perhaps even better now with the renovations to Thompson Library.

Alas, I need to stop reminiscing about Oval Beach before I end up going there and doing this to people until I get arrested: 

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