You won't find some of the words and phrases we use in the dictionary, so if you're a new visitor and you're stumped about something, this is a good place to start.
- Beano Powlus Beano Cooke for predicting Notre Dame quarterback Ron Powlus would win two Heisman trophies
- Brainlock Jason Whitlock, sports columnist and radio host
- C-Bus, Cbus, The Bus Nickname for Columbus, OH
- Cheesehead Native of Wisconsin
- Cleveland Pamon Former Big Ten football official Steve Pamon who was investigated by the league for gambling allegations after news of an unsavory past broke. Scary resemblance to this dude.
- Crying Irish Notre Dame fans, for their constant whining
- Dave Jim Tressel's favorite play, a "Power O" running play.
- Diana Ross Former Buckeye running back Lydell Ross for his tentativeness when hitting holes.
- Dog Mode Greg Oden, for telling The Oregonian that people shouldn't come around him when he's eating "cause that's when I get in my dog mode".
- Edmond Howard Former Wolverine Desmond Howard, for appearing to have more teeth than the average person
- Erin Pageviews Erin Andrews for her ability to drive pageviews on blogs (first seen at With Leather).
- El Guapo The handsome Carlos Hyde.
- The Eleven Warriors Receptionist French journalist and news personality, Mélissa Theuriau, known for handling administrative tasks around the 11W offices
- The Fulmer Cup Annual competition administered by EDSBS in which teams are awarded points for off-field trouble with the law. Buckeyes have thankfully never won.
- The Ghost Buckeye wide receiver Ray Small, for his special ability to generate much hype and then disappear.
- GPOOE The Greatest Player of Our Era to Urban Meyer. Tim Tebow to the rest of us.
- H20-4 Former Michigan running back Mike Hart for coining himself H20 before his senior season because "he runs like water and can slip through any crack."
- Jailarity The act of doing something stupid and/or hilarious which may lead to jail time
- JHC, The John Harold Cooper, ideal Michigan Man and fan of Southern colloquialisms.
- Jimmy Crum Legendary former sports anchor for WCMH-TV in Columbus. Crum joined the station shortly after the station's 1949 debut. He was best remembered as being very fond of crazy-ass plaid jackets and successfully predicting Ray Small's first career punt return touchdown. Crum retired in 1994.
- [NICKNAME TEMPORARILY REDACTED] Terrelle Pryor
- MIKE The middle linebacker in Ohio State's 4-3 defense.
- MNC Mythical National Championship -- or all we have until playoffs arrive.
- Moellered To be intoxicated. From Michigan coach Gary Moeller's incident where he was drunk and told the police to "take me to jail boys" rather than take a taxi home
- Old Ball Coach, Ball Coach, OBC Florida coach Steve Spurrier
- Out of Hound Sheer madness or craziness. From a gigantic brainfart in a post and then things kind of just got...
- Pistol Formation An offensive formation devised by Chris Ault of Nevada that essentially is a shotgun but with the quarterback lined up closer and a running back directly behind him.
- Pony Formation An offensive formation that features two tailbacks instead of the standard tailback and fullback.
- Pwn, Pwned To soundly defeat (own) an opponent (see also)
- SAM The strong-side linebacker in Ohio State's 4-3 defense.
- Sack of Antlers An especially skinny female (usually a model)
- Soap Beater Buckeye football coach Jim Tressel, taken from a legendary post on the Cleveland.com message boards that said "Tressel could coach dirt to a victory over soap and water".
- Sting Rey USC linebacker Rey Maualuga. Because of this.
- Taurian Odenton Buckeye wide receiver Taurian Washington, due to his resemblance to a certain big man.
- That Hippie Up North Michigan blogger and lover of patchouli, Brian Cook of MGoBlog. Though a talented writer, he suffers from a case of achy vag most likely the result of the poor performances exhibited by his chosen team.
- The Vest Buckeye football coach Jim Tressel, fond of wearing sweater vests
- The Villain Evan Turner (as coined by Mark Titus)
- The Wannstache Pittsburgh coach Dave Wannstedt (from EDSBS)
- WILL The weak-side linebacker in Ohio State's 4-3 defense.
- The Worldwide Leader, WWL ESPN, from it's catchphrase "The Worldwide Leader in Sports"
