Saturday Skull Session

By D.J. Byrnes on June 6, 2015 at 4:59 am
Bosa!
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Welp, Kyrie Iriving broke his kneepcap, which sounds painful. The bad news it that probably flatlines Cleveland's chances of the city's first title since 1964. The good news is that if anybody can resurrect those chances... it's Larbon Jim, the Kang.

*Files Irving's shattered kneecap away as reason No. 1,282,193,464 of why I don't bet.*

FORMER SCOUT WATCHES OSU, MAKES LOGICAL CONCLUSION. NFL.com's Daniel Jeremiah is a guy I've respected since he was a guy with 1,200 followers on Twitter. Much like James Light, any time D.J. drops a #take on OSU, it's something I share.

^ Hilarious.

Yes, yes they are.

IT WAS ALL A DREAM. Ezekiel Elliott is America's best collegiate RB. It's no shock to me that he dominated the youth ranks as well, but it's always hilarious to see just how early talented individuals stand above their peers:

 

Flashback Friday. It was all a plan. @bornchamp44

A video posted by Ezekiel Elliott (@ezekielelliott) on

 

Those kids tackled him about as well as Alabama.

WBB GETS TRANSFER. Kevin McGuff picks up another one:

Hartman, for those interested, is an authority on the women's beat and worth a follow.

IS THAT EPITROPOULOS' MUSIC? What if Frank Epitropolous was the Arlington Candidate all along?

From Mike Wilson of 247Sports.com:

Former Ohio State wide receiver Frank Epitropoulos took a visit to Michigan State on Thursday night into Friday, per a source.

The 6-foot-1, 206-pound Epitropoulos left the Ohio State program last fall as he entered his redshirt sophomore season, citing aspirations of medical schools.

Hmmm. That's exactly what somebody would say... if they had every intention of double-crossing Urban Meyer. Hope he at least knows that Ohio State doesn't even consider Michigan State (or Purdue or Nebraska) an academic peer.

 JUST GOING TO LEAVE THIS HERE. Jim Harbaugh is shirtless in Alabama at one of his satellite camps, but it looks like the locals have honored him for liberating them from Nick Saban's tinpot dictatorship:

Knowing the Baughmeister, that painting is going right over the mantle.

 TOM HERMAN KEEPS IT 100. For all you masochists out there who still log into Facebook dot com (why do you do that?), here's a stock-reply for the next time that creepy kid from high school biology is ranting about the Federal Reserve:

Nobody cares. Sad but true.

THOSE WMDs. Falling Back to Earth... Hiker slips off Oregon trail, hangs from cliff for 45 minutes... We still don't know the identity of Tank Man... Brooklyn Man Robbed at Gunpoint for $1,100 in Bitcoin... When you forget Curtis Grant wore No. 14...

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