Saturday Skull Session: Get Dumped Then, Rutgers

By D.J. Byrnes on October 18, 2014 at 6:00 am
You just got Moss'd, Maryland scrub
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Good golly, it's good to have Ohio State football back in my life. That Maryland game feels like it happened in 2013. Please, Gene Smith, NEVER AGAIN. I almost had to enter rehab. (Ohio State kicks off against Rutgers at 3:30 on ABC.)

Today's slate is slim on #bangers, but the ones on tap look tasty. Here are some of the games on my radar:

Time (ET PM) Matchup Favorite TV Internet
12:00  No. 14 KANSAS STATE at No. 11 OKLAHOMA OKLA (-7) ESPN WatchESPN
3:30 No. 21 TEXAS A&M at No. 7 ALABAMA BAMA (-13½) CBS CBS Sports
4:00  No. 15 OKLAHOMA STATE at No. 12 TCU TCU (-10) FOXSP1 Fox Sports GO
8:00 No. 5 NOTRE DAME at No. 2 FLORIDA STATE FSU (-9½) ABC Watch ESPN
10:30 No. 23 STANFORD at No. 17 ARIZONA STATE STAN (-3½) ESPN Watch ESPN

The name of the game is chaos, gentlemen and gentleladies.

For Ohio State-to-the-playoff interests, I'm cheering for Kansas State, Texas A&M, Oklahoma State, and Florida State. 

You might say, "why not cheer for Notre Dame? They're ranked higher." If I ever cheer for Notre Dame: assume I am dead and an alien is using my corpse as a disguise, a la Edgar the Bug in Men in Black.

RUTGERS FILE DUMP. Here's everything you need from 11W to get your mind right for this Rutgers banger:

R U NOT ENTERTAINED!?!? Here are some more #gamedayreads:

PERTINENT HEISENBERG. Ohio State will never ramp down; they're just getting started. NOTHING STOPS THIS TRAIN!!!!

Not even you, Rutgers, not even you.

THOSE WMDs. Love Browns fans... It's one of nature's greatest mysteries, Calvin... Interactive graphic shows if your team's fumble luck has been cruel or kind... Behold: the Ramen Noodle Burger at the S.C. fair... Lmao, Will Muschamp literally put Florida in a dump truck (again)... Carlos Boozer: still the worst... Paging Abe Froman: A Trip Through Coal Country... MARION, STAND UP.

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