Friday Skull Session

By D.J. Byrnes on August 8, 2014 at 6:00 am
Stuff Yer Face; The Ohio Union in 1993 via The OSU Archives
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Not sure what shocked me more yesterday: Greg Oden's horrendous act/mugshot or Woody Hayes claiming he punched Charlie Baumann because Baumann's ancestors killed his ancestors in the Civil War.

This week's NSFW Anti-Work Bangers: 

  • Speaking of batshit insane: The Malice in the Palace. My arteries would've collapsed if an enraged Ron Artest Metta World Peace The Pandas Friend bum-rushed me over a crime I didn't commit. Jermaine O'Neal destroying some rando never gets old either.
  • Nah, Lil Boosie, you're not crazy only a little crazy. (Please read all my work in Lil Boosie's voice.)
  • RARE: 19 year-old Kanye West freestyling....

MEDIA ATTENTION. Check-in galleries are usually the most-viewed galleries of the season. (Walt dropped the best gallery over here.)

And yes, the players (and the Director of Player Personnel) notice these things [via CollegeSpun]:

URBAN NAMED SECOND BEST RECRUITER. So says Mike Farrell, Rivals' National Recruiting Director.

It's good to see James Franklin that high. I detest Penn State — I hope they're mediocre forever — but the Big Two needs a third wheel, and Michigan doesn't look up to the task.

SOME HEAVY AUGHTS  ACTION. This picture, featuring (from left to right) Malcolm Jenkins, Brian Robiskie, Marcus Freeman, Alex Boone and James Laurinaitis is one of the most unintentionally funny pictures I've seen this year.

Six years ago? DO YOU SEE HOW IMPOSSIBLE IT IS TO LOOK COOL IN A PICTURE FROM EVEN SIX YEARS AGO? This is why I gave up being cool as a #teen.

Outside of Robiskie, it looks like everybody was dressing out of John Gosselin's closet back then.

DRAFT EL GUAPO IN YOUR COMPUTER FOOTBALL LEAGUES. Carlos Hyde played in his first professional (exhibition) game last night. He went for 19 on his first carry and popped off for eight more on the very next play. Hyde finished the night with a very Hyde-like 7.8 yards per carry on five attempts.

Was it as good as it sounds? You be the judge:

ROLL HYDE

Take it from a two-time defending computer football champion: Carlos Hyde is a guy you want on your computer football team.

No, seriously, ROLL HYDE

THE PHOTOBOMBER STRIKES AGAIN. Is Urban the most passionate photobomber in America? His catalog is overflowing:

  • Top frame: Urban is dead set on ruining this picture.
  • Middle frame: Kerry Coombs looks salty.
  • Bottom frame: Urban is still very amused with ruining the picture.

THOSE WMDs. Why crime a lot of the time ends at county lines... Worth click for photo: Soccer in World War I...Michigan Man hosts party of the century... Florida Man Chases Thief Who Stole Date's Bag, Never Comes Back; Later Found Hanging Out With Thief at Hotel... Evolution of English military garb over 1,000 years... I too vomit watching Bengals football... Cold-blooded, Petersen...

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