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Who wins the Gold in the Trollympics?



buckeyedude's picture

There is no contest here.
There's the man in WOMEN'S UNDERWEAR, and then everybody else battles for second place.



Nick's picture

Yeah I think the fact that mark may wears women's underwear gave him the slightest edges over the competition. 

AJW_16's picture

If Trev Alberts were still on TV he might give these trolls a run for their money.

"Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you." 

fanosu99's picture

I made the mistake of voting for Bianchi be fore seeing Mark May on the list

tampa buckeye's picture

Bianchi and may. They both have to talk shit. Might have to do with the baldness ...."feeling inferior" a new show with mark may and bianchi.

Squirrel Master's picture

Mark May wins because of his exposure. The other pompous ass clowns are bad but can easily be ignored most of the time. May I have to see at some point during football season. Unfortunately can't be avoided no matter how hard I try. 

I saw a UFO told me to have a goodyear!

KBonay's picture

If you are making a competition out of it, you might throw in Skip

Geraffi's picture

That's hilarious. 

andyb's picture

Literally can't stop looking at!!!

Hovenaut's picture

Mayday, advised we have a troll situation.

We have filled the Braxton Miller position.

Geraffi's picture

I voted other because, 4 way tie. They are all gold medal worthy trolls. 

ATXbucknut's picture

Good thinking.  This is definitely the most difficult poll question 11W has ever created.  Do you go with length of time trolling (May), consistency of trolling activity (Bianchi), or technological prowess in trolling activities (Travis).  Hayes will at least write about other subjects and try to maintain some level of journalistic standards. 

Knarcisi's picture

Mark May, pre and post Urban. Career troll. 

cajunbuckeye's picture

May is a troll among trolls. When May trolls, other trolls take notes. He's truly trolltastic at trolling.

An angry fan...rooting for an angry team...led by angry coaches

Urban Nation Army's picture

Here's my tribute to May:

Bet you can't say "Bert Bielma is a bumbling buffoon" five times fast.

Poison nuts's picture

Depends, Mark May seems to hate OSU the most, but Bianchi seems to be hell bent on trying to take Urban Meyer down personally...Shit they are all trolls but Bianchi looks most like a rat & his trolling is so stalkerish that I went with him...He's a truly creepy guy.

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

corveyer's picture

I am really surprised Bianchi isn't taking this vote in a land slide. Don't get me wrong they are all worthy of being and the list, and are all likely guarding a bridge somewhere. But May is just an espn character, albeit an extremely deuschy one but he isn't a "serious journalist" (note I use that term lightly) he is just a TV talking head dead panning for rankings. On the other hand, Bianchi IMO is way worse. He is actually a "journalist" and appears to have lost all objectivity in anything Urban Meyer related. His comments on OTL yesterday were almost outreagous and go beyond just dismissing OSU as a decent football team (the May variety) and more into legitimate personal vendetta stuff against Meyer and anyone he is connected to. Frankly, of few of the things he said and has said in the past border on legally defamatory. I am trying to stay objective on a lot of the Meyer bashing in the media the past few days, that said, I do think some criticism regarding the way Florida program was run is justified. Even by Meyer's own admission things got a bit out of hand in his six years there and based on that some criticism is more than justifiable. On suggesting that if it was a tighter ship possibly Hernandez wouldn't have gotten to the point where he is or at least been kicked out of the program is fair IMO. But Bianchi and others trying to correlate a loosely run program to Meyer being aware that Hernandez was a sociopath is absurd, it reeks of irrationality and highlights the runway sensationalism that has becoming modern blame pointing journalism. 

Poison nuts's picture

Agreed. May trolls for ratings & will troll OSU til the end of time, but it seems to be a calculated act. This thing with Bianchi is quite personal & borders on him being a stalker who has dedicated his life & writing to spreading negativity about UFM in any way he can, even going so far as to connect Doc Rivers leaving Boston to Urban Meyer's insane...

"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.

SilverBulletNYC's picture

Don't forget about Mark Schlabach. Dude is a complete ass. 

The South will NOT rise again!

FROMTHE18's picture

Chose 'Other' because ALL wasnt an option.

pjtobin's picture

Is it wrong to imagine all four in a car, going off of a cliff? 

Bury me in my away jersey, with my buckeye blanket. A diehard who died young. Rip dad. 

Fugelere's picture

Only if you don't imagine the car being on fire as well.

southbymidwest's picture

E) All of the above.

buckeyefanatic's picture

I always found that bald headed douchebag Dodd from CBS to be a complete OSU troll.  He is right up there with May IMHO.

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Bucks's picture

For me, it is a tie right now between Bianchi & May. I'll pick my winner later in the season. Have to agree with Beau Bishop on the fan yesterday. His point was that this is nothing compared to what hate will continue to be spewed this way, especially if the season goes as we are all hoping for. Better learn to embrace the hate/vitrol, learn to love it, enjoy it ... b/c it is going to be worse before better!
All I can hope for/ask is no off-the-field issues for our guys this season, no potential violations, etc. Can't imagine that coverage.

GlueFingers Lavelli's picture

I voted Clay Travis. Basically my reason is that Mark May should never "win" anything.... ever. 

Dustin Fox was our leading tackler as a corner.... because his guy always caught the ball.

You can't spell chump without UM's picture

Can we throw Charles Barkley in there after his hating on the Buckeyes during March Madness 

Brady Hoke ate my comment

KevinJ's picture

The other option should have just been "all the above"

SoDakBuckeyeFan's picture

I just pray that after hearing the results Mark May will go back to whatever bridge he used to live under. AND STAY THERE. 


WiliestBuckeye's picture

I don't really follow much of Bianchi, and only hear about how trolly he is, so I have to go with Mark May, who is OSUs #1 Troll.(Kinda like #1 fan in a fan club, but for trolls.) His time, effort, and passion for trolling our beloved university goes above and beyond what some of these "bandwagon" trolls bring to the table. He doesn't just hate Urban Meyer, or Jim Tressel, or the players on the team, he hates everything about us and always will. That is an impressive level of determination in my opinion, and living with that much hate cant be healthy.

"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."

sir rickithda3rd's picture

i hate mark may that is all

mark may wins douchebag of the year... again