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Which is Gee's most memorable zinger?

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Buckeyevstheworld's picture

"You tell the SEC when they can learn to read and write, then they can figure out what we're doing,"

 

“I've only got a month to ruin the university,” he joked. “I've got to get at it.” 

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

gwalther's picture

The SEC part of his most recent comments was fantastic.

Class of 2008

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Which is the real reason the fake outrage started.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Boom777's picture

There are so many good ones!

Wherever you are, there you be!

Oyster's picture

I wouldn't call the tie remark a zinger, that was a flat out faus pax. 

When you reach for that ball under a pine tree, do you ever think about who just peed there a little while ago?

albinomosquito's picture

Although the "Little Sisters of the Poor" comment came back to bite us when Wisky, who beat us and most of the rest of the B1G that year, dropped one to TCU in the Rose Bowl...  Thanks Bielema, you thug..

Buckeyevstheworld's picture

Not really. They didn't beat Ohio State, so meh.

"YOLO" = I'm about to do something extremely ignorant/stupid & I need an excuse to do it.

Oyster's picture

They got a billboard in their honor though.  Personally, I thought it was pretty funny.

When you reach for that ball under a pine tree, do you ever think about who just peed there a little while ago?

OSUs12-OH's picture

My vote>His Catholic comment being the recent and obviously most damaging one.  
Now this one,"Calling the NCAA investigation a "year-long colonoscopy" is SO damn funny and very accurate at the same time.  And the SEC not being able to read was spot on too.    

"I want a hungry team. I want a team that can't wait to get out there. I want an angry team! You're the Ohio State Buckeyes. You're an angry football team. You're a hungry football team and I'm proud to be your coach." UFM

doodah_man's picture

The colonoscopy comment for shear strength and quality as a simile. It takes intelligence to come up with something like that and he will be missed....

Jim "DooDah" Day

"If I were giving a young man advice as to how he might succeed in life, I would say to him, pick out a good father and mother, and begin life in Ohio.” --Wilbur Wright, 1910

Earle's picture

"Colonoscopy" and "shear strength" in the same sentence makes me cringe a little. 

The revolution will not be moderated.

Oyster's picture

Showing your age again I see...

When you reach for that ball under a pine tree, do you ever think about who just peed there a little while ago?

Earle's picture

I believe "sit on it" would actually be an appropriate response, here.

The revolution will not be moderated.

Oyster's picture

Dang!  And I was the one wanting to use that first.  Let's see who can come up with an appropriate use for Ferret Face or Lounge Lizard At War first.

When you reach for that ball under a pine tree, do you ever think about who just peed there a little while ago?

doodah_man's picture

Ahhh..."don't underestimate the power of propofol" (Michael Jackson)

Jim "DooDah" Day

"If I were giving a young man advice as to how he might succeed in life, I would say to him, pick out a good father and mother, and begin life in Ohio.” --Wilbur Wright, 1910

Idaho Helga's picture

I don't know how "I hope he doesn't fire me" regarding Tressel didn't make the list.  This is clearly the most widely known.
 
The funniest is about the NCAA investigation.

CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

That's exactly what I thought when I voted. So I voted "other" for "I just hope that the coach doesn't fire me." 

Haybucks's picture

I vote for the year-long colonoscopy.
The NCAA Infractions Committee, like a colonoscopy, requires you to have a sense of humor.  If you don't have one, get one.  We found that preparing for the Committee, like preparing for a colonoscopy, don’t plan on sleeping much, and should you drift off to sleep, expect to wake clenching your butt cheeks together.
 

If the world comes to an end, I want to be in Cincinnati. Everything comes there ten years later. -  Mark Twain