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Now that Urban Meyer is out as Ohio State's coach, who do you want to take over?

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popeurban's picture

Why would you do this to me?  For a second I started searching "Urban Meyer out as OSU coach".
Edit: Oh, now I get it, April fools.  Well, I am the fool.

gwalther's picture

NOT FUNNY.

Class of 2008

LouGroza's picture

STOP! JUST STOP!

buckeyedude's picture

Dont EVEN screw around like that. Bad.
I need to check my blood pressure.
 

 

 

DannyBeane's picture

Well I think Bert Bielma has both the credentials and charisma to take us to a National Championship so I picked him.

buckeyedude's picture

I should downvote you for that, but I wont.

 

 

Jack Fu's picture

Totes agree. Urban Myth has a history of heart problems. Bert Bielma regularly drinks liquid cheese out of a bacon mug then goes out and punches coeds. I WANT HIM ON THAT WALL.

DannyBeane's picture

Why the Downvote? Berd Bielma has a strong history of developing quarterbacks and making it to a Rose bowl. He's great at dealing with the media and upholds the B1G values of being gentlemanly and respecting other institutions. Again I feel Brerd Bielma would be a slam dunk for heading the Ohio State Buckeyes football team.

BuckeyeVet's picture

Where's your sarcasm font?  ;-)

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx 
 

AJW_16's picture

I am hearing from a source close to Gene Smith that Jim Bollman is on top of the wish list.

"Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you." 

hail2victors9's picture

Probably the best OSU coach to only last 3 years...

 

Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
~Bo Schembechler

rdubs's picture

I love John Gruden.  I'd hire him as a non-April Fools joke.  (of course if we didn't have Urban)

BuckeyeChief's picture

JOHN HARROLD COOPER!

 

"Clutch has no boundaries"

Baroclinicity's picture

Why wasn't Lane Kiffin on this list?

When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

DannyBeane's picture

Because there'd be nothing funny about that.

Ohio1St81's picture

NOT FUNNY. Jokes aren't supposed to momentarily suck out your soul like that. 

lamplighter's picture

We WANT BERT, er Bret, er Fatso, er whatever the hell his name is!
 

lamplighter's picture

really, a down vote on this one? 

MN Buckeye's picture

It took me 1 second to realize how ridiculous this was, and right after my wife wished me Happy April Fools Day, so I was expecting something.  If this is as bad as my day gets, I will be pretty happy!  I can think of a dozen more coaching gems that deserve mention.  Hilarious!

DetroitBuckeye's picture

Definitely Bo Ryan.

 
One Bad Buckeye's picture

Knowing it was a joke....I picked Crean as he's the most ridiculous choice on the menu.  He can't even coach basketball, let alone another sport  

"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."

Hovenaut's picture

Oh yeah.....April Fool's.

You dirty b*st*rds.

"Success...it's what you do with what you got" - Woody Hayes

daytonbuckeye's picture

Worst April Fool's joke ever! As long as we're being totally ridiculous, how about Mark May and Charles Barkley share coaching duties?

The Vest-er's picture

How is Jon Gruden available? I was told that he was 100% to Tennessee. I don't want to live in a world where I can't trust @jongrudenismyhomeboyvolsnation4ever.

Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.

Sofa Kingdom's picture

Not cool man, not cool .......

ShowThemOhiosHere's picture

I was like "OK where's the gray box for this?  This would be a major gray box.  Gray site.  Gray internet.  Gray day, gray life, gray world, gray universe....oh it's April Fools, son of a bitch!"
You had to know it wasn't a serious poll when two of the replacement options are BASKETBALL coaches.

Class of 2010.

d1145fresh's picture

Gotta go with "My Guyyyyy" Jon Gruden... I can't wait for him to talk about how every player on the roster is his favorite player. 

741's picture

I voted for your mom.

Bucks43201's picture

(initial, split second, quick glance reaction):

 

"You win with people." - Woody Hayes

nickma71's picture

I voted for Bert in the Spirit of the day.

GoBucks713's picture

Keep the change you filthy animal.....

-The Aristocrats!

ArizonaBuckeye's picture

Ohhhhhhhhhh I get it. April fools...hahaha not funny.

"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." -Woody Hayes-

droessl's picture

POISSON D'AVRIL!

Kurt's picture

Been slammed all day at work...WOW THIS WAS A GOOD ONE!!!

CentralFloridaBuckeye's picture

I think my heart stopped for a few beats!  Good one guys!! haha

dr green's picture

I spent a few minutes looking for the gray box, then I remembered what day it is. Not funny.

chicagobuckeye's picture

I voted for Tom Crean, but I did so on the condition that Dwight Schrute coach at least one game per season. I won't know the difference watching from TV, but it must be done.

BuckeyeVet's picture

Just to make sure the pangs lasted as long as possible before the "Gotcha", I would have listed these choices in this order:
1. Jon Gruden
2. Bret Bielema
3. Nick Saban
4. Tom Crean
Got me for a second there, 11W, until I looked at the choices!

"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."          - Groucho Marx 
 

Poison nuts's picture

Crean! I want Crean!

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

Boomcat's picture

Am I the only one who wasn't fooled for even a second? Although I do agree that this is not a good subject for an April Fools joke.