Why would you do this to me? For a second I started searching "Urban Meyer out as OSU coach".
Edit: Oh, now I get it, April fools. Well, I am the fool.
Class of 2008
STOP! JUST STOP!
Dont EVEN screw around like that. Bad.
I need to check my blood pressure.
Well I think Bert Bielma has both the credentials and charisma to take us to a National Championship so I picked him.
I should downvote you for that, but I wont.
Totes agree. Urban Myth has a history of heart problems. Bert Bielma regularly drinks liquid cheese out of a bacon mug then goes out and punches coeds. I WANT HIM ON THAT WALL.
Why the Downvote? Berd Bielma has a strong history of developing quarterbacks and making it to a Rose bowl. He's great at dealing with the media and upholds the B1G values of being gentlemanly and respecting other institutions. Again I feel Brerd Bielma would be a slam dunk for heading the Ohio State Buckeyes football team.
Where's your sarcasm font? ;-)
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
I am hearing from a source close to Gene Smith that Jim Bollman is on top of the wish list.
"Sometimes you eat the bear and sometimes the bear eats you."
Probably the best OSU coach to only last 3 years...
Those who stay will be CHAMPIONS!
That wasn't cool!
I love John Gruden. I'd hire him as a non-April Fools joke. (of course if we didn't have Urban)
JOHN HARROLD COOPER!
"Damn I miss El Guapo"
Why wasn't Lane Kiffin on this list?
When you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Because there'd be nothing funny about that.
NOT FUNNY. Jokes aren't supposed to momentarily suck out your soul like that.
We WANT BERT, er Bret, er Fatso, er whatever the hell his name is!
really, a down vote on this one?
It took me 1 second to realize how ridiculous this was, and right after my wife wished me Happy April Fools Day, so I was expecting something. If this is as bad as my day gets, I will be pretty happy! I can think of a dozen more coaching gems that deserve mention. Hilarious!
Definitely Bo Ryan.
Knowing it was a joke....I picked Crean as he's the most ridiculous choice on the menu. He can't even coach basketball, let alone another sport
"I'm One Bad Buckeye, and I approve this message."
Oh yeah.....April Fool's.
You dirty b*st*rds.
Worst April Fool's joke ever! As long as we're being totally ridiculous, how about Mark May and Charles Barkley share coaching duties?
How is Jon Gruden available? I was told that he was 100% to Tennessee. I don't want to live in a world where I can't trust @jongrudenismyhomeboyvolsnation4ever.
Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless.
Not cool man, not cool .......
I was like "OK where's the gray box for this? This would be a major gray box. Gray site. Gray internet. Gray day, gray life, gray world, gray universe....oh it's April Fools, son of a bitch!"
You had to know it wasn't a serious poll when two of the replacement options are BASKETBALL coaches.
Class of 2010.
Gotta go with "My Guyyyyy" Jon Gruden... I can't wait for him to talk about how every player on the roster is his favorite player.
I voted for your mom.
(initial, split second, quick glance reaction):
"You win with people." - Woody Hayes
I voted for Bert in the Spirit of the day.
Keep the change you filthy animal.....
Ohhhhhhhhhh I get it. April fools...hahaha not funny.
"There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you." -Woody Hayes-
Been slammed all day at work...WOW THIS WAS A GOOD ONE!!!
I think my heart stopped for a few beats! Good one guys!! haha
I spent a few minutes looking for the gray box, then I remembered what day it is. Not funny.
I voted for Tom Crean, but I did so on the condition that Dwight Schrute coach at least one game per season. I won't know the difference watching from TV, but it must be done.
Just to make sure the pangs lasted as long as possible before the "Gotcha", I would have listed these choices in this order:
1. Jon Gruden
2. Bret Bielema
3. Nick Saban
4. Tom Crean
Got me for a second there, 11W, until I looked at the choices!
Crean! I want Crean!
"Do not pass me, just slow down - I can move right through you" Superchunk - Precision Auto.
Am I the only one who wasn't fooled for even a second? Although I do agree that this is not a good subject for an April Fools joke.