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Bret Bielema and Arkansas open SEC play next year with A&M, Florida, South Carolina and Alabama. How will they fare?

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LouGroza's picture

He will win one of those. Every squirrel finds a nut on occasion.

Poison nuts's picture

I agree - he could win one of those. Sunshine on a dogs butt, broken clock right twice a day, etc, etc..
I could see them upsetting SC of all the teams listed there though...

"Death created time to grow the things that it would kill" - Detective Rustin Cohle.

AndyVance's picture

No way... The Old Ball Coach'll be callin' the hogs... for his breakfast bacon.

GABuckeye's picture

Two words won't make this happen.... Jadeveon Clowney.  

LouGroza's picture

Why can't I edit this post? After posting in haste I realized my error. It should read "Even a blind squirrel finds a nut on occasion." Think the squirrel reference fits Bert perfectly so I was excited to post. How pitiful I am.

DMcDougal24's picture

lol I knew what you meant. Once someone replies to a post the person can no longer edit their post. 
Im going with 0-4. He could sneak one out, but boy is that a tough way to open

LouGroza's picture

Thanks for the explanation. Never noticed that a reply to a post negated an edit to the original post but makes sense.

BoFuquel's picture

Anytime you must deal with the installation of an alien system da gonna be bugs to work out.And Whisky fat boy B1G ball is really not a characteristic of native ballin' in Arkansas.Their forefathers just didn't do it thataway.I think my man Bol's is out of a job Bret, jus trin' to hep.GO BUCKS!

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Doc's picture

He'll be 0-4fer at the start of league play.  Bert will find out running Wiskyball at Arky isn't going to happen over night.  I don't think he has the coaching ability to adapt to his players.  Bert is going to try to round hole square peg it.

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Nappy's picture

Apparently Bert, his wife, and his Mom read this site.  Seriously, who voted for 4-0?

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LadyBuck's picture

He'll ruin someone's perfect season and then die.

onetwentyeight's picture

He'll just get his Big Ole OLINE boyZ to open up big Ole holes for his hard-working but kinda-not-talented workhorse running back, just like against Iowa or Indiana ... 
 
(Looks at the Defensive lines of Bama, SCar, A&M, Florida)
(#laughs)

NoVA Buckeye's picture

Tyler Wilson and Knile Davis ain't coming back. I smell trouble for BERT next year.

The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off.

Tengauge's picture

The RazorBerts may pull one of those impossible moments and shock somebody next year. A & M might be the most vulnerable out of those choices. Depends on Johnny Football and how he is playing. 

Buckeyefan9973's picture

I picked 0-4 because a fat, sweaty Brett found face down dead from choking on his on vomit, surrounded by transvestite hookers with Arkansas Season Tickets was not an option

dumpus's picture

so someone voted 4-0, eh?  didn't know Burt Bielema was part of the 11w commentariat. fatty.  lol

NoVA Buckeye's picture

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