PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
"Short Ass Braids" may not be the best, but its definitly the funniest one
Meaty Neck was my favorite!
i voted for other i was looking for meaty neck or fat neck lol
mark may wins douchebag of the year... again
Orhian gets my vote. Short Ass Braids is just hilarious lol.
Is "All Flannel Tops" not eligible?
I like Diesel, but I think we should change it to GARS (Gustavus Aldolphus Rex Silver-Bullets), a take off of Gustavus Aldolphus Rex Sweden, one of the greatest monarchs of the 17th century, because I think Washington will have at least 17 sacks by this time next year.
What about Braxton "Jheri Curl" Miller?
Thats my second favorite lol.
I loved Corey "ugly as f***" Linsley
"I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault."
Gotta go with John "Bad-ass mother****er" Simon
Not as funny as the others, but I voted philly just because he's the only player called exclusively by his nickname.
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