Choices Corey "Philly" Brown Johnathan "Big Hank" Hankins Orhian "Short Ass Braids" Johnson Adolphus "Diesel" Washington Other Vote Comments Show All Comments SEATTLE BUCKEYE 11 Sep 2012, 6:12 am "Short Ass Braids" may not be the best, but its definitly the funniest one CanadianBuckeye 11 Sep 2012, 8:14 am Meaty Neck was my favorite! sir rickithda3rd 11 Sep 2012, 8:45 am i voted for other i was looking for meaty neck or fat neck lol mark may wins douchebag of the year... again SPreston2001 11 Sep 2012, 9:45 am Orhian gets my vote. Short Ass Braids is just hilarious lol. yrro 11 Sep 2012, 11:13 am Is "All Flannel Tops" not eligible? spqr2008 11 Sep 2012, 11:19 am I like Diesel, but I think we should change it to GARS (Gustavus Aldolphus Rex Silver-Bullets), a take off of Gustavus Aldolphus Rex Sweden, one of the greatest monarchs of the 17th century, because I think Washington will have at least 17 sacks by this time next year. tennbuckeye19 11 Sep 2012, 11:35 am What about Braxton "Jheri Curl" Miller? SPreston2001 11 Sep 2012, 11:51 am Thats my second favorite lol. Man of Scarlet ... 11 Sep 2012, 3:15 pm I loved Corey "ugly as f***" Linsley "I like to believe that my best hits border on felonious assault." --Jack Tatum NoVA Buckeye 11 Sep 2012, 5:26 pm Gotta go with John "Bad-ass mother****er" Simon The offseason begins when your season ends. Even then there are no days off. buckeyechad 11 Sep 2012, 5:57 pm Not as funny as the others, but I voted philly just because he's the only player called exclusively by his nickname.