PHONE'S RINGING -- IT'S URBAN ON THE LINE
What? Hoke didn't even make the list? Sup wit dat?(no beyond Hoke)
"Here officer, hold my beer while I find my license."
I like the idea of everyone hating Meyer because people only hate teams that win
Yeah, remember when Buckeye fans "hated" Coach Meyer too?
Aaaaaand Bitchlema wins in a landslide!
You can kill a fly with your slipper or a cannon. Either way, the fly dies. -Ramzy
I voted for Urban, and I hope opposing teams hate him more each year.
I kinda wish Danny Hope's 'stache was an option.
We should strive to keep thy name, of fair repute and spotless fame...
(Also, I'm not a dude)
lol, that's one hell of a large fish in that barrel.
What if we put together a Frankenstein monster to create the ultimate villain coach?
Bielema's cockiness, smirk, butt-hurtness, dating skills, and 2-pt conversion chart.
Dantonio's scowl, butthurtness, and the chip on his shoulder.
Pelini's purple, spittle-flecked face-of-fury.
Ferentz's excessive (salary) compensation.
Jabba's 350+ lbs body, oratorical "skills," and his hairdo.
After the monster has been assembled, when we keep his sequestered from the public by trapping him inside of the giant cavern on Bill O'Brien's chin.
Don't forget to add in all of Urban's coaching and recruiting prowess.
My personal will always be whoever is coaching Michigan.
I think in the eyes of most outside of us Buckeyes it will be Coach Meyer. He hasnt even coached a game yet and everyone already is pissing and moaning about him. He wins and wins big, out works, out coaches and out competes everyone. We'll love it...everyone else wont : )
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