Remember as a kid, when you'd eat something, and it was so good you'd refuse to eat anything else for the next three months? (Anybody else? No? Let's move on.)
Thanks to Redditor sarahfk of r/OSU, we have our first look at the hottest kid craze in Ohio right now: duck flesh.
Please, parents: Keep these kids stuffed with duck meat. We do not need an armed rebellion to squander the utopia we hasve going right now.
