The Browns will kickoff their 2014 campaign — a campaign that will end with the Sleeve's first major sports championship since 1964 — tonight at 7:30 against the Detroit Lions.
Will Johnny Manziel be able to supplant Brian Hoyer beyond the occasional package? Did the Browns actually bumble and stumble their way into a solid coach in first-year frontman Mike Pettine? Will the Browns win every game by double digits?
These are just some of the questions burning through my mind as I sit on my couch wearing nothing but my Tim Couch jersey. (The only jersey I own, and the only article of clothing I'll be wearing until February.)
Beer we go, Brownies! Beer we go!