You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
23 so funny man @1Tyvis gone miss arguing with em everyday pic.twitter.com/c5Q2bhp4wR
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) February 29, 2016
I think I got too much sleep last night
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) March 1, 2016
Excuse me, would you like to trade lives please?
Sports Clips messed my ish up...
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) March 4, 2016
UPDATE: I fixed it myself, with my razor, in my bathroom
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) March 4, 2016
Is it too late to start watching the Bachelor? Seems interesting
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) March 1, 2016
I can neither confirm nor deny the rumor that I will be the next Bachelor.
The amount of crumbs Pop Tarts make is very annoying
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) February 27, 2016
New look for Joshua Perry pic.twitter.com/irHl65Q7Ne
— Doug Lesmerises (@DougLesmerises) February 26, 2016
I'm a fan, but Mike Weber evidently is not.
Boy you better gone with yo skint head @RIP_JEP https://t.co/xixlUbERg4
— Mike Weber (@mikeweber25) February 26, 2016
@JMamba13 you don't realize the comfort level fam no homo
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) March 3, 2016
@JMamba13 not up in these parts
— Keita Bates-Diop (@KBD_33) February 27, 2016
Keita Bates-Diop Tweets for the first time since January 7th to tell JaQuan Lyle that they can't get a dog. This is the most dad move of all time.
Happy @BlitzkriegBach day, everyone pic.twitter.com/4N6psxPUGN
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) February 28, 2016
Just tryna watch Netflix but my internet won't let me
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) February 28, 2016
The new American Dream is that one day, everyone will actually receive the internet they pay for.
First time back on the field today punting since surgery, feeling great!
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) February 29, 2016
Just realized I was the third heaviest LB who ran the seventh fastest 40 in the group #Hmmm
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) February 29, 2016
Weighed in at 254 and still ran a faster 40 than some of these DBs #Hmmm
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) February 29, 2016
It's the bald head. It makes him more streamlined.
Saw this guy next to me, who looked 12 years old, smoking a cigarette. Thought I was back in Germany for a sec
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 29, 2016
Just heard a girl tell her boyfriend "you don't need school to be successful in life- you need me." pic.twitter.com/EOjq6eSzr5
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) March 3, 2016
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) March 3, 2016
Johnnie Dixon retweeted no-less than 10 pictures of pugs this week. #Journalism
Specialists Do Specialist Things
Twitter takes us into the daily lives of some very unique creatures – specialists. Last week, we learned Cameron Johnston is featured in a playstation Australian Football video game. This week, we get a peak at how specialists play real, American video games. Ever wondered how a specialist plays Madden? It's exactly what you'd expect.
I punt in Madden and am proud of it
— Drue Chrisman (@DChrisman18) March 3, 2016
You better believe I kick a field goal every time I'm in range #evenon1stdown https://t.co/X0FuvgtQOT
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) March 3, 2016
Pro Tip: The ultimate sign of #disrespekt is to punt the ball back to your opponent on first down after they throw an interception.
No more playing AFL live 2011, finally going to teach @Sean4Heisman1 Australian football at @columbusfooty practice tonight!
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) March 3, 2016
Evidently, the digital experience wasn't enough for Sean; he needed the full experience.
My endurance will be put to a test https://t.co/tdJxAuTUL3
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) March 3, 2016
We did not receive an update on how he fared.
Simple Message
A few weeks after Michael Thomas made Jourdan Lewis mad online, it's evident the Michigan cornerback's feelings are still hurt.
He struggled
— Jourdan Lewis (@JourdanJD) February 27, 2016
Noah Brown had a simple message for the Michigan cornerback:
Buddy worried bout the wrong things...i bet he struggle come November in the shoe
— Noah Brown (@Nb_Eight0) February 27, 2016
Pro Tip for Mr. Lewis – criticizing a receiver who toasted you is on par with fans chanting "overrated" at an opposing team after a loss. Just silently take your L and hope for the best next year.
This Week's Winner of Twitter
No difference @YoungKing_JD5 pic.twitter.com/RB1KoXQnm3
— Alex Stump (@alex_stump1) March 4, 2016
