Cleveland's Professional Baseball Team Releases Ugly Nick Swisher Bobblehead

May 12, 2014 at 2:42p    by DJ Byrnes    
11 Comments

Granted, bobbleheads aren't usually molded to scale, but what is going on with this?

Those arms are something a Tyrannosaurus Rex could mock, and it appears Swisher is standing on stilts. Why is he celebrating a touchdown? I dont know.

This is all without mentioning that hideous "Brohio" shirt or the appearance of the "Chief" Wahoo caricature. 

The only "giveaway" in which this bobblehead should be involved is one to a trashcan.

Source: @WFNYScott

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Unky Buck's picture

Those arms are something a Tyrannosaurus Rex could mock

T-Rex has solved his problem...

 

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+7 HS
Buckeye in Illini country's picture
I imagine he'd struggle to do the O-H-I-O as well.

Columbus to Pasadena: 35 hours.  We're on a road trip through the desert looking for strippers and cocaine... and Rose Bowl wins!

DudeNick4's picture

Obviously you're not a golfer...

+1 HS
FROMTHE18's picture

the shirt is a nice touch though 

+2 HS
Floyd Stahl's picture

The arms, though short, are probably a reference to the "O- H" he does after every home run he hits at home, which is pretty cool.

+1 HS
Byaaaahhh's picture

Two words: Cleveland sports.

 

-2 HS
Buckeyebrowny919's picture

I like the brohio touch
I like the wahoo
I like the O-H chant

... just looks nothing like him in the face lol

To give anything less than your best, is to sacrifice the gift - Steve Prefontaine

+6 HS
JeffCoBuck's picture

Thank you for saying everything I was going to say.

Seattle Linga's picture

Nick is our 10 year olds favorite player - Class act no matter what people think of his B-Head.

+2 HS
BuckeyeSki's picture

 

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BrewstersMillions's picture

If only there was a way to put his stellar .608 OPS in bobblehead form as well.

Do I come off as arrogant? Shame on me, I was hoping it would more obvious.