Ohio State's Kerry Coombs is a Master of the Twitter Hashtag

By D.J. Byrnes on May 23, 2016 at 9:25 am
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The rumors are true: Most people (author included) are bad at Twitter. Perhaps carrying around a bullhorn to broadcast random inane thoughts into an abyss of strangers and colleagues/competitors won't go down in history as a great experiment in mental health, but that doesn't mean a few brave souls aren't carrying their Twitter torch aloft like a beacon to humanity.

Back in the day, these men had names like Socrates and Zeno. In this era, they go by monikers like @OsuCoachCoombs, and they drink Red Bull with apocalyptic abandon.

They also keep a timely hashtag.

Here are a few examples of Kerry Coombs' powers. Any #brand social media guru reading will want to take some notes after a thankful prayer Coombs' didn't decide to come for their job.

I could keep going... but then Coombs may come for my job, and I don't handle homelessness well.

You might be asking, why do only a mere 30,000 people follow this man? Justin Bieber controls an army of 81.1 million, 50 million of which would kill for him without question or remorse. 

Because Twitter, like the world, is dark and full of horrors. Improve your social media safety (as well as your mental health) by lending a follow to @OsuCoachCoombs. You won't regret it.

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