Buckeyes in the NFL, Week 13: Current, Former Buckeyes Ruin Tom Brady's Week

By Mike Young on December 7, 2015 at 10:10 am
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No matter where Tom Brady goes, a Buckeye haunts him. On Sundays, his off days, during the week at practice – there is no escape.

Michigan lost to Ohio State and that was only the beginning of a nightmarish eight days. As soon as he began preparations for week 13 – coming off a loss to Bradley Roby's Denver Broncos, by the way – teammate Nate Ebner greeted him:

Nick Mangold mocked him but, unfortunately, no pictures exist like this one from 2006

Play of the Week

Brady's horrendous bet wasn't the end of it. Driving inside the Philadelphia's 10 yard line with a chance to give his team the lead, he tried to squeeze a pass between two Eagles defenders to Danny Amendola. 

What Brady didn't realize: Malcolm Jenkins' favorite song is "Tip Drill:"

If Brady learned anything from his alma mater's loss to the Buckeyes, it's the technique Michigan used while attempting to tackle Ezekiel Elliott:  

Coleman does it Again

I don't know what else to say about Kurt Coleman. Six interceptions – most in the NFC – and a pick in four consecutive games. 

If his Panthers don't make it to the Super Bowl, he deserves to go to Hawaii. Vote for him.

Pryor Brought in to Rearrange Deck Charis on Titanic, Clean Hindenburg Bathrooms, Etc.

The Browns are giving Terrelle Pryor another shot at wideout after cutting him following training camp. He will now continue his work with receivers coach Joker Phillips in practice, can stick with the team all offseason and develop in some meaningless games.

Of course, the team has to activate him first. Head coach Mike Pettine chose not to for week 13:

Pryor clearly needs time before he's ready to hit the field. Pettine, his staff and GM Ray Farmer probably don't have much time left. Whatever unlucky soul is hired to replace them might choose to let Pryor go. Over the next four weeks, though, he'll have a chance to prove he should stay.

For now, let's focus on a classic mistake many fathers make on the path to ruining their children's lives:

How They Fared in Week 13

Player Team Position Stats/Notes
Mike Adams Pittsburgh Steelers OL Won't play in 2015 but expected to return to team in 2016
Will Allen Pittsburgh Steelers S 3 tackles, 1 sack in win over Colts
Michael Bennett Jacksonville Jaguars DT Active but did not see the field much in loss to Titans
Alex Boone San Francisco 49ers OL Surprisingly, not fined for comments about officiating
Philly Brown Carolina Panthers WR/KR/PR 2 receptions, 7 yards in win over Saints
Kurt Coleman Carolina Panthers S 3 tackles, another INT in win over Saints
Nate Ebner New England Patriots DB/ST 1 tackle, embarrassed Tom Brady before loss to Eagles
Ted Ginn Jr. Carolina Panthers WR 5 receptions, 80 yards, 13-yard TD, 45-yard TD in win over Saints
Doran Grant Pittsburgh Steelers CB Active but did not see the field in win over Colts
Johnathan Hankins New York Giants DT On IR due to torn pectoral muscle
Brian Hartline Cleveland Browns WR 8 receptions, 83 yards in loss to Bengals
A.J. Hawk Cincinnati Bengals LB 2 tackles, 1 for loss in win over Browns
Boom Herron Indianapolis Colts RB 2 carries, 8 yards, 3 receptions, 16 yards in loss to Steelers
Cameron Heyward Pittsburgh Steelers DE 2 tackles in win over Colts
Carlos Hyde San Francisco 49ers RB Inactive for win over Bears due to foot injury
Malcolm Jenkins Philadelphia Eagles S 7 tackles, 2 for loss, 99-yard INT TD in win over Patriots
James Laurinaitis St. Louis Rams LB 4 tackles, 1 QB hit in loss to Cardinals
Corey Linsley Green Bay Packers C Re-aggravated an ankle injury in miraculous win over Lions
Nick Mangold New York Jets C Also took a dig at Tom Brady before OT win over Giants
Jake McQuaide St. Louis Rams LS Anemic Rams offense only scored 3 points in loss to Cardinals
Jack Mewhort Indianapolis Colts OL Took on Cam Heyward multiple times in loss to Steelers
Andrew Norwell Carolina Panthers OL Panthers post nearly 500 yards of total offense in win over Saints
Mike Nugent Cincinnati Bengals K Kicked 3 field goals, 4 extra points in win over Browns
Terrelle Pryor Cleveland Browns WR Inactive for loss to Bengals, Pettine said he's not ready
Bradley Roby Denver Broncos CB 1 tackle, forced fumble in win over Chargers
Ryan Shazier Pittsburgh Steelers LB 6 tackles in win over Colts
John Simon Houston Texans LB 6 tackles, 1 QB hit, struggled in contain in loss to Bills
Devin Smith New York Jets WR 0 receptions despite cushion in OT win over Giants
Rod Smith Dallas Cowboys RB Plays tonight vs Washington
Jake Stoneburner Miami Dolphins TE Active but didn't catch a pass in win over Ravens
Donte Whitner Cleveland Browns S 5 tackles in loss to Bengals
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