Florida crimelord Jameis Winston is back in the news today thanks to his lawyer, who I assume is drunk and/or misquoted.
Enter Ohio State redshirt freshman sensation, Darron Lee, who like most non-jorts-owning Americans, is baffled by the entire thinking process of the reported No. 1 pick in the 2015 NFL draft. Thankfully, Lee's mom is a newscaster, so he knows how to ask the hard-hitting questions and speak truth to power:
Of course, because this is the internet, trolls came to the aid of Florida's petty crime warlord — and because we're talking about Darron Lee — they were crushed like an undersized Oregon slot receiver tight end.
Right there is a perfect example on small thinkers
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) April 10, 2015
For those who know me know I keep to myself and relevancy is the LAST thing on my list....if you know me.
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) April 10, 2015
Ironic someone calls me out for "staying worried about others" but why are you worried about me or what I say?
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) April 10, 2015
Makes you think, for sure.
Have a great day/weekend y'all! I love every single one of you
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) April 10, 2015
